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The 'I've quit smoking so don't fuck with me' thread

Postby sparks » Thu Dec 28, 2017 3:11 am

And I mean that now damnit! :D

I expect to be able to do a km in under 5 minutes within a week month or two....



Blow me skeptics! :)

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Re: The 'I've quit smoking so don't fuck with me' thread

Postby Mentat » Thu Dec 28, 2017 3:15 am

Did you know that smoking kills more people than every other paper-related illness combined?
It's "pea-can", man.

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Re: The 'I've quit smoking so don't fuck with me' thread

Postby sparks » Thu Dec 28, 2017 3:26 am

With the possible exception of the paper-hangers in Washington DC. (And nukular power...Fake NEwS!!! Stop that now!!)
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Re: The 'I've quit smoking so don't fuck with me' thread

Postby ed » Thu Dec 28, 2017 10:37 am

Good for you.

Chantix or something else?
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Re: The 'I've quit smoking so don't fuck with me' thread

Postby Fid » Thu Dec 28, 2017 12:46 pm

Chantix fucking works. Buy some sugarless (none of that nicotine stuff for obvious reasons) gum also you'll notice a marked increase in your ability smell and taste and there may be a slight (justified) feeling of superiority.

Seriously that's great. Congrats.
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Re: The 'I've quit smoking so don't fuck with me' thread

Postby ed » Thu Dec 28, 2017 1:26 pm

Chantix does work. Amazing stuff.
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Re: The 'I've quit smoking so don't fuck with me' thread

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Thu Dec 28, 2017 2:59 pm

Aw c'mon.

Did we ever fuck with you before? :)
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Re: The 'I've quit smoking so don't fuck with me' thread

Postby sparks » Thu Dec 28, 2017 6:36 pm

Always and forever. It's why I keep coming back AA.

Using the patch. Seems to be working.


So far...
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Re: The 'I've quit smoking so don't fuck with me' thread

Postby Fid » Thu Dec 28, 2017 7:06 pm

"And curse Sir Walter Raleigh
He was such a stupid get."
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Re: The 'I've quit smoking so don't fuck with me' thread

Postby Doctor X » Thu Dec 28, 2017 10:42 pm

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Re: The 'I've quit smoking so don't fuck with me' thread

Postby Captain » Fri Dec 29, 2017 3:49 pm

Don't start thinking you can lay in the prone position in your bunk.
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Re: The 'I've quit smoking so don't fuck with me' thread

Postby Carr » Fri Dec 29, 2017 9:26 pm

As the Captain says! There's no quittin' smokin' in the prone position! If you must quit you must have both legs over the bunk. If you throw things includin' the building's cat, you must have both legs over the bunk!

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Re: The 'I've quit smoking so don't fuck with me' thread

Postby sparks » Fri Dec 29, 2017 9:48 pm

Not smoking over here boss!
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Re: The 'I've quit smoking so don't fuck with me' thread

Postby Rob Lister » Fri Dec 29, 2017 10:37 pm

Dude. Smoking tobacco kills.

Old people hurt 'Merica.

It costs less for us to bury you from cancer than it does to bury you from a broken hip or whatnot. Social Security being what it is.

Smoke.

Do it for 'Merica.

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Re: The 'I've quit smoking so don't fuck with me' thread

Postby sparks » Sat Dec 30, 2017 2:02 am

No thanks. If I manage to make it to 70 I'd figured that I'd pull a Frank Sinatra and start again then. As Frank noted when he took it up again, "Like I'm going to live any longer?"
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Re: The 'I've quit smoking so don't fuck with me' thread

Postby Rob Lister » Sat Dec 30, 2017 2:19 am

sparks wrote:No thanks. If I manage to make it to 70 I'd figured that I'd pull a Frank Sinatra and start again then. As Frank noted when he took it up again, "Like I'm going to live any longer?"


Dude. If you can prove he said that I'll give you a win.

I remember, decades ago, that ... who the fuck ... uryl ... something uryl brenter?? ... anyway, died of lung cancer and pussed out and said, "If I could not have smoked, I would not have smoked,"I so much regret it," or some such nonsense.

What a weeb.

Any pussy can get hit by a truck. It takes a real man to die from cancer.

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Re: The 'I've quit smoking so don't fuck with me' thread

Postby sparks » Sat Dec 30, 2017 3:29 am

Nope. No win. Can't find it on the webz.
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Re: The 'I've quit smoking so don't fuck with me' thread

Postby Witness » Tue Jan 02, 2018 6:52 am

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Re: The 'I've quit smoking so don't fuck with me' thread

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Tue Jan 02, 2018 10:22 am

So that's how you say 'wild wild women' in French. 8)

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Re: The 'I've quit smoking so don't fuck with me' thread

Postby Doctor X » Tue Jan 02, 2018 11:07 am

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DocX: FTW.--sparks
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"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
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