The 2017 Tucker Award

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The 2017 Tucker Award

Post by Pyrrho » Sun Dec 31, 2017 1:38 am

https://stronglang.wordpress.com/2017/1 ... -swearing/
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Since we needed the spirit of Malcolm Tucker more than ever in 2017, it’s my pleasure to present a Tucker Award to none other than… Malcolm Tucker. When Armando Iannucci guest-edited The Big Issue in October, he presented an email exchange between Tucker and another iconic character he helped create, Alan Partridge.
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Re: The 2017 Tucker Award

Post by Doctor X » Sun Dec 31, 2017 4:35 am

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Re: The 2017 Tucker Award

Post by ed » Sun Dec 31, 2017 11:06 am

An award for cussing to a professional writer who wrote the thing expressly to include colorful language?

Bullshit.
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Re: The 2017 Tucker Award

Post by Pyrrho » Sun Dec 31, 2017 1:50 pm

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Yeah, if ANYONE's fucking interested, the Tucker thing was by me and @willsmithwriter you complete bag of cunts.
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Re: The 2017 Tucker Award

Post by ed » Sun Dec 31, 2017 2:23 pm

It should be called the Pete Muggins Award for this reason:
Fillmore La Nov 25th 1860

Old Abe Lincoln

God damn your god damned old Hellfired god damned soul to hell god damn you and god damn your god damned family’s god damned hellfired god damned soul to hell and god damnation god damn them and god damn your god damn friends to hell god damn Their god damned souls to damnation god damn Them and god damn their god damn families to eternal god damnation god damn souls to hell god damn them and God Almighty God damn Old Hamlin to to hell God damn his God damned soul God all over everywhere double damn his God damned soul to hell

Now you God damned old Abolition son of a bitch God damn you I want you to send me God damn you about one dozen good officers Good God Almighty God damn your God damned Soul and three or four pretty Gals God damn you

And by so doing God damn you you

Will oblige

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