Kids these days need to get off our lawns!

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Re: Kids these days need to get off our lawns!

Post by ed » Tue Jan 23, 2018 5:08 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:Do kids these days know anything about hippies? I mean real hippies from the good old days? :oldman:

No?

Time to brush off that story about smoking banana peels. 8)
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Re: Kids these days need to get off our lawns!

Post by Anaxagoras » Wed Jan 24, 2018 5:53 am

Nyarlathotep wrote:
Heh, jinx. I was just looking for and posting that exact chart I found when I had a previous conversation about this
I wonder how closely the number of calls correlates with actual number of people that ingest these things. A 5-figure number seems very high to me. I would think people would be more careful if they have young kids. I guess it's a big country though, so maybe that's not so surprising.

Maybe these pods just look too attractive? They do kinda look like some kind of candy or teething toy. Something a baby would probably put in their mouth if they get their hands on it.


As far as moral panics go, found this:

From Rainbow Parties to Butt-Chugging: A Timeline of Moral Panics in the Last Decade

It's a few years old now. I remember the butt-chugging panic though.
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Re: Kids these days need to get off our lawns!

Post by sparks » Wed Jan 24, 2018 6:17 am

What (fake) nonsense. If teh stoopidz are actually doing this kind of shit, chalk one up for Darwin each and every time some shit-for-brains checks out.

No sympathy at all.

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Re: Kids these days need to get off our lawns!

Post by Nyarlathotep » Wed Jan 24, 2018 6:21 am

Anaxagoras wrote:
Nyarlathotep wrote:
Heh, jinx. I was just looking for and posting that exact chart I found when I had a previous conversation about this
I wonder how closely the number of calls correlates with actual number of people that ingest these things. A 5-figure number seems very high to me. I would think people would be more careful if they have young kids. I guess it's a big country though, so maybe that's not so surprising.

Maybe these pods just look too attractive? They do kinda look like some kind of candy or teething toy. Something a baby would probably put in their mouth if they get their hands on it.


As far as moral panics go, found this:

From Rainbow Parties to Butt-Chugging: A Timeline of Moral Panics in the Last Decade

It's a few years old now. I remember the butt-chugging panic though.
I suspect the vast majority of those calls are toddlers who find their way under their parent’s sinks.
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Re: Kids these days need to get off our lawns!

Post by Doctor X » Fri Jan 26, 2018 4:32 pm

Where else would they live?

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Re: Kids these days need to get off our lawns!

Post by Nyarlathotep » Fri Jan 26, 2018 4:38 pm

Doctor X wrote:Where else would they live?

--J.D.
In their parents' coat closets. Duh.
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Re: Kids these days need to get off our lawns!

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