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Not that I know of...

Postby RCC: Act II » Thu Jan 18, 2018 1:07 pm

Lets say you find out that you have a twenty-three year old daughter because these things will happen now and then, especially then when the mother decided to just not tell you because you were from out of town and someone else she actually liked was willing to raise the kid.

1) Does that make the times in the past you made the "not that I know of" joke about having any (other) children:

a) funnier
b) regrettable
c) prophetic
d) just plain spooky
e) thank Ed you didn't have to pay all that child support
f) all of the above

2) Is using that phrase in the future appropriate?

Asking for a friend....

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Re: Not that I know of...

Postby ed » Thu Jan 18, 2018 1:46 pm

Sure, a friend :roll:

1: I'd say sad
2: You could elaborate: "Not that I ... wait a minute"

Brings this up ...
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Re: Not that I know of...

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Thu Jan 18, 2018 1:50 pm

RCC: Act II wrote: ...

2) Is using that phrase in the future appropriate?

Asking for a friend....


I have no useful opinion about the other stuff, but it was never a funny trope in the first place.
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Re: Not that I know of...

Postby RCC: Act II » Thu Jan 18, 2018 4:45 pm

ed wrote:Sure, a friend :roll:



It actually is for a friend. Guy I was on the golf and wrestling teams with in high school. Kid is way better off with someone else as a father imo though.

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Re: Not that I know of...

Postby Anaxagoras » Thu Jan 18, 2018 5:40 pm

I don't know. Sounds like your friend managed to pass on his genes without any hassle.
Has it been confirmed with DNA evidence?
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Re: Not that I know of...

Postby Grammatron » Thu Jan 18, 2018 7:11 pm

If the person wanted children

1.b
2. yes

If the person never wanted children

1.e
2. yes
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Re: Not that I know of...

Postby Pyrrho » Fri Jan 19, 2018 2:33 am

f, not as in "fun."
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Re: Not that I know of...

Postby Beleth » Mon Jan 29, 2018 8:28 pm

1) Ironic!
2) No because it's not true any more.

How did this golf/wrestling buddy find out about the daughter?
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