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A can't lose product idea

Postby Nyarlathotep » Tue Jan 23, 2018 1:10 am

My new product idea. It’s a line of customizable toys for the children of conspiracy theorists. The Build-a-Berger workshop. You create adorable stuffed animals based on various people you KNOW are part of the Illuminati and mix and match parts.

You can put George Soros head on Beyoncé’s body or just do a likeness of your favorite Koch Brother. You can give them accessories like the device that makes chem-trails on airplanes.

Bohemian Grove and HAARP Installation playset sold separately
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Re: A can't lose product idea

Postby gnome » Tue Jan 23, 2018 1:15 am

Could be a workable idea, it will sell with trolls, poes, and the real thing!
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Re: A can't lose product idea

Postby Pyrrho » Tue Jan 23, 2018 1:54 am

Would make a hella console game.
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Re: A can't lose product idea

Postby Doctor X » Tue Jan 23, 2018 7:48 am

Trump's hair and Hillary's jowls sold separately.

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Re: A can't lose product idea

Postby Giz » Tue Jan 23, 2018 10:51 pm

I'm thinking of a playmat tie-in. Area 51, moonbase, volcano lair, Russia....

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Re: A can't lose product idea

Postby Nyarlathotep » Thu Jan 25, 2018 7:31 pm

Another million dollar product idea, though I stole this one from the internet.

Ribbed condoms that taste like ribs.

It can't lose
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Re: A can't lose product idea

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Thu Jan 25, 2018 7:37 pm



https://www.thedailybeast.com/sacha-bar ... -encounter
You see, back in 2003, British comedian Sacha Baron Cohen interviewed Trump on Da Ali G Show, a satirical comedy series featuring Cohen conducting interviews with unsuspecting subjects as a variety of characters, including the titular street-smart poseur Ali G. So, the two went back-and-forth with one another for a bit, with Cohen’s Ali G trying to pitch Trump on a business idea called “Ice Cream Gloves” that “make the ice cream not go on your hands and make it well sticky, and also keep your hands warm when you is eating the ice cream.”

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