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Muslim Bastards Deny Me Botox!

Postby asthmatic camel » Wed Jan 24, 2018 4:47 pm

Camels banned from Saudi beauty contest over Botox.


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It's discrimination against camels like me, who are slightly past their sell by date.

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Re: Muslim Bastards Deny Me Botox!

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Wed Jan 24, 2018 4:56 pm

Already posted in the FAIL thread, but you are right and I was wrong.

It needs its own thread.

Recap:

Abdul Alhazred wrote:Twelve camels are disqualified from Saudi Arabian beauty contest for using Botox
Daily Fail

Article doesn't say where the Botox was injected.


Bruce wrote:
Abdul Alhazred wrote:Twelve camels are disqualified from Saudi Arabian beauty contest for using Botox
Daily Fail

Article doesn't say where the Botox was injected.


I don't understand.

Is it a fail because:
a) Someone cheated in a Saudi Arabian camel beauty contest?
b) Someone used cosmetic surgery on a camel.
c) There's such a thing as a camel beauty contest because that's sexist.
d) There's such a thing as a camel beauty contest because what the hell do humans know about camel beauty?
e) There's such a thing as a camel beauty contest. Period.
f) The contestant was disqualified because it didn't specifically say that Botox could not be used on the camels to gain the favor of the camel beauty contest judges.
e) Ryan Seacrest wasn't one of the judges.
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Re: Muslim Bastards Deny Me Botox!

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Wed Jan 24, 2018 4:59 pm

BTW, I'm with AC on this.

If the camel looks good it looks good, never mind how it got there. :evil:
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Re: Muslim Bastards Deny Me Botox!

Postby Doctor X » Wed Jan 24, 2018 5:26 pm

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Re: Muslim Bastards Deny Me Botox!

Postby Anaxagoras » Wed Jan 24, 2018 11:08 pm

I think in most human beauty contests the use of Botox or even cosmetic surgery would totally be legal.
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Re: Muslim Bastards Deny Me Botox!

Postby shemp » Thu Jan 25, 2018 3:01 am

I use it all the time on my goats.
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Re: Muslim Bastards Deny Me Botox!

Postby asthmatic camel » Thu Jan 25, 2018 4:18 am

Abdul Alhazred wrote:BTW, I'm with AC on this.

If the camel looks good it looks good, never mind how it got there. :evil:


Is it time to show them darned Mislimites how good a somewhat aged camel can really look?

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Re: Muslim Bastards Deny Me Botox!

Postby Doctor X » Thu Jan 25, 2018 5:11 am

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Re: Muslim Bastards Deny Me Botox!

Postby asthmatic camel » Thu Jan 25, 2018 5:43 am

Doctor X wrote:Image

--J.D.


'Dem people keep on dying on me, Doc. But I is still alIIIIve!!!!

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Re: Muslim Bastards Deny Me Botox!

Postby Bruce » Thu Jan 25, 2018 6:19 am

DAMN IT, AC !!!

I should have seen it coming long before scrolling down this far. :cussing: :cussing: :cussing:
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Re: Muslim Bastards Deny Me Botox!

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Thu Jan 25, 2018 9:40 am

Anaxagoras wrote:I think in most human beauty contests the use of Botox or even cosmetic surgery would totally be legal.


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Re: Muslim Bastards Deny Me Botox!

Postby Anaxagoras » Thu Jan 25, 2018 11:20 am

I wish to lodge a complaint!!!
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Re: Muslim Bastards Deny Me Botox!

Postby ed » Thu Jan 25, 2018 12:21 pm

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Re: Muslim Bastards Deny Me Botox!

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Thu Jan 25, 2018 1:10 pm

So where was the Botox put?

No not the toes. Stop that! :HoppingMad:
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Re: Muslim Bastards Deny Me Botox!

Postby ed » Thu Jan 25, 2018 1:22 pm

I read that it was lips, that the camels get points for looking "pouty".
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Re: Muslim Bastards Deny Me Botox!

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Thu Jan 25, 2018 1:23 pm

Good old Mark Steyn answers my question ( quoting from Teh Gruniad ). :)

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Twelve camels have been disqualified from Saudi Arabia's annual camel beauty contest after receiving botulinum toxin injections to make their pouts look more alluring.


A cute little floppy nose and sweet sweet pouty lips. That's my camel.

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Re: Muslim Bastards Deny Me Botox!

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Re: Muslim Bastards Deny Me Botox!

Postby Fid » Fri Jan 26, 2018 12:10 am

asthmatic camel wrote:
Doctor X wrote:Image

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'Dem people keep on dying on me, Doc. But I is still alIIIIve!!!!

Maybe Doc can confirm this but I think they have medication for Ericartmanitis.
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Re: Muslim Bastards Deny Me Botox!

Postby asthmatic camel » Fri Jan 26, 2018 12:23 am

Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Re: Muslim Bastards Deny Me Botox!

Postby Doctor X » Fri Jan 26, 2018 3:37 pm

Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
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"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
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Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
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"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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