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Doritos Warning!!!

Postby gnome » Fri Jan 26, 2018 4:41 pm

Discovered this the hard way yesterday.

If you have a 50c bag of Funyuns, and a 50c bag of Doritos, DO NOT EAT THE FUNYUNS FIRST!!

The Doritos will taste like Dollar Store "Cheez Chipz"

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Re: Doritos Warning!!!

Postby Nyarlathotep » Fri Jan 26, 2018 7:25 pm

Thus the importance of cleaning ones palate between courses
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Re: Doritos Warning!!!

Postby Grammatron » Fri Jan 26, 2018 7:32 pm

Nyarlathotep wrote:Thus the importance of cleaning ones palate between courses


I misread that as plates and was impressed by the fancy Doritos dining experience for a second
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Re: Doritos Warning!!!

Postby asthmatic camel » Fri Jan 26, 2018 8:05 pm

I had to google funyuns.

It's about time we had an SC healthy eating forum.
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Re: Doritos Warning!!!

Postby gnome » Fri Jan 26, 2018 8:22 pm

Grammatron wrote:
Nyarlathotep wrote:Thus the importance of cleaning ones palate between courses


I misread that as plates and was impressed by the fancy Doritos dining experience for a second


Nah, Doritos go in a nice tureen or ramekin.
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Re: Doritos Warning!!!

Postby Nyarlathotep » Fri Jan 26, 2018 8:26 pm

The important is what kind of wine you drink with them. A nice dry Sauvignon Blanc? Or perhaps something sweeter in the form of a Riesling?
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Re: Doritos Warning!!!

Postby Grammatron » Fri Jan 26, 2018 8:26 pm

You can grind Doritos up and use it for breading or seasoning
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Re: Doritos Warning!!!

Postby Grammatron » Fri Jan 26, 2018 8:28 pm

Nyarlathotep wrote:The important is what kind of wine you drink with them. A nice dry Sauvignon Blanc? Or perhaps something sweeter in the form of a Riesling?


A sparkling wine
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Re: Doritos Warning!!!

Postby Nyarlathotep » Fri Jan 26, 2018 8:29 pm

When I make Chili, i use crushed up Fritos for thickening and a bit of flavor. Doritos might work too, though I suspect the Nacho Cheese flavor might get overwhelmed
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Re: Doritos Warning!!!

Postby gnome » Fri Jan 26, 2018 8:55 pm

Grammatron wrote:
Nyarlathotep wrote:The important is what kind of wine you drink with them. A nice dry Sauvignon Blanc? Or perhaps something sweeter in the form of a Riesling?


A sparkling wine


I agree, it cuts through the mouth-coating effects of the cheese. The spicier the Doritos, the sweeter the wine needs to be.
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Re: Doritos Warning!!!

Postby gnome » Fri Jan 26, 2018 8:56 pm

Oh, and because I forgot at the top.

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Re: Doritos Warning!!!

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Sat Jan 27, 2018 12:19 am

Nyarlathotep wrote:Thus the importance of cleaning ones palate between courses


With this.

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Savor the fine bouquet. :mrgreen:
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Re: Doritos Warning!!!

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Sat Jan 27, 2018 12:22 am

asthmatic camel wrote:I had to google funyuns.

It's about time we had an SC healthy eating forum.


Here you go.

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It's even low carb.
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Re: Doritos Warning!!!

Postby gnome » Sat Jan 27, 2018 1:13 am

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Nyarlathotep wrote:Thus the importance of cleaning ones palate between courses


With this.

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Savor the fine bouquet. :mrgreen:


How could this guy be wrong?

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Re: Doritos Warning!!!

Postby Nyarlathotep » Sat Jan 27, 2018 1:36 am

I must sheepishly admit that's my favorite soft drink. With the new formula of Coke Zero a very close econd
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Re: Doritos Warning!!!

Postby gnome » Sat Jan 27, 2018 2:25 am

Of all the diet sodas I have ever had, diet Dr. Pepper wins the prize as the least vile. I only gave it up when I discovered I actually preferred water.
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Re: Doritos Warning!!!

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Sat Jan 27, 2018 2:31 am

gnome wrote: ... water.


Fish fuck in it.

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Re: Doritos Warning!!!

Postby Anaxagoras » Sat Jan 27, 2018 2:46 am

gnome wrote:Of all the diet sodas I have ever had, diet Dr. Pepper wins the prize as the least vile. I only gave it up when I discovered I actually preferred water.


I too actually like the taste of cold water. Has to be cold. Diet sodas just don't taste right to me.
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Re: Doritos Warning!!!

Postby Nyarlathotep » Sat Jan 27, 2018 3:12 am

I live on Coke Zero.

Only reason it isn’t Diet Cherry Doctor Pepper is that Chani hates it
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Re: Doritos Warning!!!

Postby WildCat » Sat Jan 27, 2018 3:27 am

I had no idea they still made Funyuns. Did you wash it down with a Kayo?
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