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Re: Doritos Warning!!!

Post by Witness » Sat Jan 27, 2018 3:44 am

asthmatic camel wrote:I had to google funyuns.
Had to google too. The Wiki description is priceless:
Funyuns consist primarily of cornmeal, ring-shaped using an extrusion process, representing the shape and texture of fried onion rings. A salt and onion mix gives them the flavor.
So basically simulated onion rings made from cow feed. :BlowChunks:
asthmatic camel wrote:It's about time we had an SC healthy eating forum.
Health? Why not… I'd see it more as not letting gastronomical standards slip too low. :twisted:

Nyarl wrote:Or perhaps something sweeter in the form of a Riesling?
Interesting point. Once upon a time (~ 50 years ago) Riesling, especially the Alsatian variety, was a good to excellent dry white. What is now sold under the same name/label and in identical bottles is undrinkable syrupy goo. ( :( ) I was under the impression it had been adapted to German taste, but perhaps it's a move targeting the "international market".

Is it this kind of bottle (similar ones for Germany & Austria)?

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And if you want a dessert white, the king of all:

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But the price tag! :shock:

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Re: Doritos Warning!!!

Post by asthmatic camel » Mon Jan 29, 2018 4:38 pm

Try Buckfast Tonic Wine, De_Bunk's favourite aperitif.

Here's his weekly supply on its way to East Anglia...

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Re: Doritos Warning!!!

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon Jan 29, 2018 4:48 pm

Fortified wine with caffeine.

That does Taylor's Wild Irish Rose one better.

The UK's winos are wide awake. :)
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Re: Doritos Warning!!!

Post by Witness » Tue Jan 30, 2018 5:18 am

Caffeine? Piffle.

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Fortified with "Peruvian Coca" – and recommended by His Holiness! :mrgreen:

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Re: Doritos Warning!!!

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Jan 30, 2018 9:59 am

That is one blissed out looking Pope. :coolspecs:
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