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Difficult to strip-to Hits

Post by Nyarlathotep » Fri Jan 26, 2018 5:46 pm

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I would add in the following

The Star Spangled Banner - Francis Scott Key
4'33 - John Cage
Old Man River - Paul Robeson
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Re: Difficult to strip-to Hits

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Jan 26, 2018 6:23 pm

I disagree about Darth Vader's Theme.

Or must it be a female stripper? :BigGrin3:
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Re: Difficult to strip-to Hits

Post by Nyarlathotep » Fri Jan 26, 2018 6:33 pm

I could see a Strip Tease done to the Andy Griffith theme as well.

Some people lack imagination
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Re: Difficult to strip-to Hits

Post by Grammatron » Fri Jan 26, 2018 7:03 pm

Seinfeld theme
"The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" by Gordon Lightfoot

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Post by Nyarlathotep » Fri Jan 26, 2018 7:17 pm

Koyaanitqatsi - Philip Glass
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Post by Grammatron » Fri Jan 26, 2018 7:33 pm

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Post by Nyarlathotep » Fri Jan 26, 2018 7:51 pm

Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh - Alan Sherman
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Post by Grammatron » Fri Jan 26, 2018 7:57 pm

Tiptoe Through the Tulips - Tiny Tim

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Post by Nyarlathotep » Fri Jan 26, 2018 8:26 pm

Canon in D Minor - Pachelbel
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Post by Grammatron » Fri Jan 26, 2018 8:29 pm

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Re: Difficult to strip-to Hits

Post by asthmatic camel » Fri Jan 26, 2018 9:56 pm

Flight of the bumblebee - Rimsky-Korsakov.

Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Post by Anaxagoras » Fri Jan 26, 2018 10:15 pm

Yackety Sax AKA The Benny Hill Show theme.
A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
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Re: Difficult to strip-to Hits

Post by ed » Fri Jan 26, 2018 10:16 pm

Who is the nut that composed a piece that consists of one note that plays for months
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Post by Nyarlathotep » Fri Jan 26, 2018 10:18 pm

ed wrote:Who is the nut that composed a piece that consists of one note that plays for months
Also John Cage, I think
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Post by Doctor X » Fri Jan 26, 2018 10:54 pm

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Re: Difficult to strip-to Hits

Post by gnome » Sat Jan 27, 2018 12:44 am

asthmatic camel wrote:Flight of the bumblebee - Rimsky-Korsakov.

You just need this girl.

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Re: Difficult to strip-to Hits

Post by gnome » Sat Jan 27, 2018 12:45 am

"The Lion Sleeps Tonight" is nice and bouncy and catchy... don't see the problem with that one if you didn't mind it being a little silly.
"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! (Beat) Unless it's a farm!"
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Re: Difficult to strip-to Hits

Post by Nyarlathotep » Sat Jan 27, 2018 1:49 am

Ode to Billy Joe - Bobby Gentry

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Re: Difficult to strip-to Hits

Post by Witness » Sat Jan 27, 2018 4:49 am

Dedication is all it needs.

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Post by Doctor X » Sat Jan 27, 2018 8:17 am

I win.

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