So I go to the doc with some vision problems: everything is washed out in bright light and I can no longer drive at night. Doc sends me to specialist. Specialist examines me with all sorts of witchery and finally proclaims, "You gots the cataracts."
Posterior Subcapsular Cataracts to be precise.
I'm scheduled for a surgical consult in two weeks.
Of course I watched several youtube videos of the surgery.
Seems simple but they're going to have to give me massive doses of Valium.