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Just damn odd

Postby ed » Mon Feb 26, 2018 12:29 pm

C.D.C. Employee Is Missing Nearly Two Weeks After Leaving Work Sick
By CHRISTINA CARONFEB. 24, 2018

Commander Timothy J. Cunningham, an employee of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, was last seen on Feb. 12, according to the police. Credit via Terrell Cunningham
The authorities in Atlanta announced a $10,000 reward for information leading to an arrest and indictment in the case of a missing Centers for Disease Control and Prevention employee who disappeared about two weeks ago.

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/02/24/us/c ... icle-click
read the story, it's short. You can move your lips and not tire yourself out. Thats how short it is.

Very odd. If the guy is just missing what is this
The authorities in Atlanta announced a $10,000 reward for information leading to an arrest and indictment

He steal something? Why did he leave his wallet? Is there foul play?

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Re: Just damn odd

Postby Rob Lister » Mon Feb 26, 2018 12:48 pm

Timothy J. Cunningham, ScD, is a team lead with CDC’s Division of Population Health. Dr. Cunningham trained with CDC as an Epidemic Intelligence Service officer. His research has been oriented towards understanding health differences related to race/ethnicity, socioeconomic status, gender, and geography.
https://www.cdc.gov/media/spokesperson/ ... ngham.html

this has some decent conspiracy potential.

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Re: Just damn odd

Postby Anaxagoras » Mon Feb 26, 2018 12:51 pm

12 Monkeys?

Anyone watch the new TV series?
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Re: Just damn odd

Postby Rob Lister » Mon Feb 26, 2018 1:04 pm

The CDC doctor who controversially warned this year’s “disastrous” flu shot may be responsible for the deadly flu epidemic sweeping the country, has been reported missing and is feared dead.
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In January, Dr. Cunningham shared his opinion that this year’s flu shot was behind the deadly outbreak of the flu, while warning that if his name was attached to the widely-circulated quotes, he would lose his job – or suffer an even worse fate.

Understanding the dangers involved in speaking out about vaccines in the current climate, we granted him anonymity in the article. However Dr. Cunningham told us we should go public should anything happen to him.

Dr. Cunningham was an expert on contagious epidemics, having been deployed by the CDC to work on the Ebola and Zika crises in previous years. He knows a suspicious outbreak when he sees one, and this year’s flu epidemic raised serious red flag’s for the CDC doctor.

“Some of the patients I’ve administered the flu shot to this year have died,” the doctor said in January, adding “I don’t care who you are, this scares the crap out of me.”

“We have seen people dying across the country of the flu, and one thing nearly all of them have in common is they got the flu shot,” he said.
http://yournewswire.com/cdc-doctor-flu-shot-dead/

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Re: Just damn odd

Postby ed » Mon Feb 26, 2018 1:20 pm

May not cause autism but dead is worse.

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Re: Just damn odd

Postby shemp » Mon Feb 26, 2018 5:45 pm

Atlanta huh? Very suspicious. Does Fid have an alibi?
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Re: Just damn odd

Postby ed » Mon Feb 26, 2018 6:07 pm

He never does.
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Re: Just damn odd

Postby Fid » Mon Feb 26, 2018 8:02 pm

shemp wrote:Atlanta huh? Very suspicious. Does Fid have an alibi?


Hey buster I was walking me dogs, ferrets, and monkeys and yes maybe a few infected with god knows what chimps at the time. Also those excavations under me house hardly ever contain human remains.
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Re: Just damn odd

Postby Anaxagoras » Wed Feb 28, 2018 4:34 am

Rob Lister wrote:
The CDC doctor who controversially warned this year’s “disastrous” flu shot may be responsible for the deadly flu epidemic sweeping the country, has been reported missing and is feared dead.
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In January, Dr. Cunningham shared his opinion that this year’s flu shot was behind the deadly outbreak of the flu, while warning that if his name was attached to the widely-circulated quotes, he would lose his job – or suffer an even worse fate.

Understanding the dangers involved in speaking out about vaccines in the current climate, we granted him anonymity in the article. However Dr. Cunningham told us we should go public should anything happen to him.

Dr. Cunningham was an expert on contagious epidemics, having been deployed by the CDC to work on the Ebola and Zika crises in previous years. He knows a suspicious outbreak when he sees one, and this year’s flu epidemic raised serious red flag’s for the CDC doctor.

“Some of the patients I’ve administered the flu shot to this year have died,” the doctor said in January, adding “I don’t care who you are, this scares the crap out of me.”

“We have seen people dying across the country of the flu, and one thing nearly all of them have in common is they got the flu shot,” he said.
http://yournewswire.com/cdc-doctor-flu-shot-dead/

:De_Bunk: :cowbell: :|


I assume that this is all tongue-in-cheek, but fwiw, yournewswire.com is a Fake News website, as a quick check of some current headlines on the front page confirms:

Queen Elizabeth Promises To ‘Take Back America’ If Trump Elected
Australian Government To Release Herpes Virus In Water Supply
And my favorite:
Adele Caught Shapeshifting Into Eight-Foot Reptilian In New Zealand




Meanwhile, in the Real (Fake) News, CNN reports:

Missing CDC epidemiologist was passed up for promotion, police say
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Re: Just damn odd

Postby Doctor X » Wed Feb 28, 2018 8:22 am

His PsychoPass went muddy.

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Re: Just damn odd

Postby sparks » Wed Feb 28, 2018 1:32 pm

He simply couldn't take the carpet tiles at work any longer.

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Re: Just damn odd

Postby sparks » Fri Apr 06, 2018 1:57 am

Pyrrho?

WTF??
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Re: Just damn odd

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Fri Apr 06, 2018 9:10 am

The CDC is apparently part of the DeepTM StateTM. :)
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Re: Just damn odd

Postby Pyrrho » Sat Apr 14, 2018 8:56 am

sparks wrote:Pyrrho?

WTF??

What?
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Re: Just damn odd

Postby sparks » Sat Apr 14, 2018 6:41 pm

I have no idea: I've lost my sense of thready-ness.

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Re: Just damn odd

Postby robinson » Thu Apr 19, 2018 5:23 pm

That's damn odd
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