What's even more insidious than underpants gnomes?

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What's even more insidious than underpants gnomes?

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Mar 30, 2018 5:35 pm

L.I. judge charged in panty heist has 5 victims: prosecutors
NY Daily News
His pockets were packed with purloined panties.

More disturbing details emerged Friday about the pervy Long Island judge accused as a serial underwear snatcher after his arrest for raiding the hamper of an East Islip neighbor.

Robert Cicale, when busted for grabbing the undies of his 23-year-old former intern, was carrying a raincoat — its pockets filled with additional panties, authorities said.

“He indicated in his confession that he has urges to steal women's underwear,” said Nassau County District Attorney Tim Sini. “It's a strange set of facts.”

Prosecutors, without identifying anyone, said the investigation had turned up five victims of the injudicious Cicale.

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Cicale, who is married with three kids, ages 13, 11 and 9, pleaded not guilty to the charges. He was held on $50,000 bond.

“His reputation throughout the court is stellar,” said defense attorney David Wexler. “Every judge, every lawyer, respects him.”
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Re: What's even more insidious than underpants gnomes?

Post by Grammatron » Fri Mar 30, 2018 5:37 pm

So gnome did that?

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Re: What's even more insidious than underpants gnomes?

Post by gnome » Sat Mar 31, 2018 6:04 pm

No way, he's a fucking duffer. Doesn't know how to turn a proper profit off of underwear, just stuffing them in raincoats isn't going to be making any money!!! Dumbass.
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