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Boomhauer the Historian

Post by Nyarlathotep » Sat Mar 31, 2018 4:26 pm

Was just listening to NPR and they were talking to a historian about JFK. The historian's name was 'Boomhauer" and I was disappointed that he didn't sound like

"Dang ol' JFK man. Backed them Russians right outta Cuba man. Slept with dang ol' Marilyn Monroe man. Then someone shot him in the head. tell you what"

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Re: Boomhauer the Historian

Post by Bruce » Sun Apr 01, 2018 3:43 am

Boomhauer on the internet

Pornos man. All them naked ladies. T and A man, just click-click-click-click-click. All day. Close one, 10 more open up man. Click-click-click-click-click. Shoot.
Such potential!

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Re: Boomhauer the Historian

Post by Doctor X » Sun Apr 01, 2018 5:00 am

One of my favorites was the episode where everyone recalled an event. In Boomahauer's mind, he made perfect sense and everyone sounded like idiots.

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Re: Boomhauer the Historian

Post by Doctor X » Sun Apr 01, 2018 5:04 am

--J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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