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Thank you, White People!!!

Post by ed » Fri May 25, 2018 2:15 pm

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Thanks, White Person!!!
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Re: Thank you, White People!!!

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri May 25, 2018 4:18 pm

Yeah OK.

But there are two things I would like clarified.

1) Are Italians really WhiteTM?

2) What about ... you know ... Image
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Re: Thank you, White People!!!

Post by ed » Fri May 25, 2018 7:16 pm

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Thank you, Eli!
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Re: Thank you, White People!!!

Post by Rob Lister » Fri May 25, 2018 7:32 pm

Fucck!
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Re: Thank you, White People!!!

Post by Rob Lister » Fri May 25, 2018 7:48 pm

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weird.

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Re: Thank you, White People!!!

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri May 25, 2018 7:56 pm

Eli Whitney's invention kept slavery profitable longer.

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Re: Thank you, White People!!!

Post by Anaxagoras » Mon May 28, 2018 4:43 am

That's weird. I think I knew that he was white. Maybe the confusion is due to the fact that the cotton gin and slavery in the US were related topics.

Apparently, Eli Witney did get a key idea for the cotton gin from a slave.

https://www.uh.edu/engines/epi127.htm
The grand irony of all this is that the person who provided Whitney with the key idea for his gin was himself a slave, known to us only by the name Sam. Sam's father had solved the critical problem of removing seeds from cotton by developing a kind of comb to do the job. Whitney's cotton gin simply mechanized this comb.
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Re: Thank you, White People!!!

Post by Doctor X » Mon May 28, 2018 6:33 am

You know who else was White?
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Re: Thank you, White People!!!

Post by Nyarlathotep » Mon May 28, 2018 7:00 am

This guy was so white it was in his name
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Re: Thank you, White People!!!

Post by Doctor X » Mon May 28, 2018 7:37 am

He could dance!



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Re: Thank you, White People!!!

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon May 28, 2018 11:22 am

Anaxagoras wrote:Apparently, Eli Witney did get a key idea for the cotton gin from a slave.
Eli Witney was white and furthermore a Yankee.

The possibility remains that a black man invented the cotton gin, but Eli Whitney gets the credit.

And no joke about it keeping slavery profitable longer.
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Post by Nyarlathotep » Mon May 28, 2018 4:11 pm

Another truly White person

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Post by Nyarlathotep » Mon May 28, 2018 4:13 pm

And another

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Post by ed » Mon May 28, 2018 8:57 pm

Eugene Beals -- inventor of turkey pop-up timer
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Post by Doctor X » Tue May 29, 2018 7:48 am

Nyarlathotep wrote:And another

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He Culturally Appropriated.

As did this guy:

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only there because the Patriots will only sign White receivers!

Though they make exceptions for Jews:

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because of Robert "Would Not be White in the Past" Kraft!

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Not to mentioned Czeka . . . Slova . . . Seberian . . . The Fucks:

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Controlled by . . . A JEW!
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Re: Thank you, White People!!!

Post by The Editor » Tue May 29, 2018 7:52 am

We regret nothing.
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Re: Thank you, White People!!!

Post by ed » Tue May 29, 2018 11:14 am

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Thank you for being a meme, whiter than white person!!!
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