AC buys Mrs. Camel a car from a Muslim

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Re: AC buys Mrs. Camel a car from a Muslim

Post by Doctor X » Wed Jun 06, 2018 5:27 am

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Re: AC buys Mrs. Camel a car from a Muslim

Post by asthmatic camel » Wed Jun 06, 2018 3:44 pm

Heh.

In that situation I'd sit there and start counting down from nineteen-five by a cent a second.

And play with my penis to help pass the time.

They usually give in after a couple of minutes.
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Re: AC buys Mrs. Camel a car from a Muslim

Post by WildCat » Wed Jun 06, 2018 11:30 pm

Should have gone to a reputable non-Muslim dealer like this one.

Do you have questions about God?

you sniveling little right-wing nutter - jj

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Re: AC buys Mrs. Camel a car from a Muslim

Post by Bruce » Thu Jun 07, 2018 2:13 am

asthmatic camel wrote:Bruce, when I cash in my pension plan Mrs. Camel and I are heading to Rhode Island for a get-together.

I can see it now. You and I sitting in the lounge playing scrabble, feeling embarrassed, trying to engage in small talk while the ladies are in the kitchen, crying with laughter discussing the size of our penises and cooking up fiendish meals containing Asian and Jamaican ultra-hot chillies which will make our anuses explode. :(
I don't know AC. I would love to play scrabble with you, in fact I play Words with Friends 2 on my phone as Bruce.bwf if you're up for a challenge, but I bet Mrs Bruce would teach your pet how to turn her tears of fear into fists of rage.

When Mrs Bruce wants a car, Mrs Bruce gets a car. Salesmen and bankers have more fear from Mrs Bruce than me. I know better than to try to lie, swindle, or fast-talk my wife. Others learn the hard way.

I'm just saying that you might return home and see Mrs AC starting to take over Europe with her new powers. Are you ready for that?
Such potential!