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Postby Anaxagoras » Thu Jun 07, 2018 12:20 pm

Is IHOP just trolling us?

Supposedly they are changing their name to IHOb on June 11th. They haven't said what the b stands for so let's see who can guess.

One theory I heard was blockchain. What does a breakfast restaurant have to do with blockchain? It doesn't matter. When companies do this, their shares go up in price.

Here's my guess: they aren't changing their name, this is just a stupid viral marketing campaign to get people guessing.

https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_5b17 ... SSTAND0001
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Re: IHOb

Postby ed » Thu Jun 07, 2018 12:30 pm

International House of Breakfast probably. Thats what I would have done ages ago
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Postby Anaxagoras » Thu Jun 07, 2018 12:36 pm

Too obvious.
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Postby Anaxagoras » Thu Jun 07, 2018 12:45 pm

If you have an established brand, you don't mess with it unless there's a good reason. Everyone loves pancakes.
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Re: IHOb

Postby Rob Lister » Thu Jun 07, 2018 1:27 pm

Anaxagoras wrote:If you have an established brand, you don't mess with it unless there's a good reason. Everyone loves pancakes.


I don't like pancakes.

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Re: IHOb

Postby ed » Thu Jun 07, 2018 2:01 pm

nor I. I might go there now.

See? It worked.
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Postby Anaxagoras » Thu Jun 07, 2018 2:20 pm

Weirdos.
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Re: IHOb

Postby ed » Thu Jun 07, 2018 2:20 pm

I'm watching you.
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Re: IHOb

Postby shemp » Thu Jun 07, 2018 2:22 pm

International House of Bacon!
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Re: IHOb

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Thu Jun 07, 2018 2:31 pm

IHOP has very mediocre food and their ambience is only marginally better McD's.

I give them a star and a half at best.
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Re: IHOb

Postby Nyarlathotep » Thu Jun 07, 2018 3:19 pm

International House of Balut
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Postby Abdul Alhazred » Thu Jun 07, 2018 3:21 pm

Nyarlathotep wrote:International House of Balut


Finally they would really really really be international.
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Re: IHOb

Postby Nyarlathotep » Thu Jun 07, 2018 3:29 pm

I tend to think of IHOP as "International House of Getting SHot" But that's only because our local IHOP had a mass shooting in it a few years ago. Place is still open too
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Postby Rob Lister » Thu Jun 07, 2018 3:40 pm

IHoP is very hit or miss. Back in my partying days, that was the place to go when the bars closed. If it's busy, do yourself a favor and go somewhere else; a surly waitress with tattoos and aids will bring you the wrong food an hour later. If it's light, odds are good you'll get a decent breakfast pretty quick. I give them 2 stars.

I prefer Huddle House. Some are cleaner than others. I give them 2.5 stars

Then there's Waffle House. I give them 1 star.

Then there's the mostly local scene

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Re: IHOb

Postby Giz » Thu Jun 07, 2018 4:10 pm

Nyarlathotep wrote:. Place is still open too


Otherwise the terrorists will have won.

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Re: IHOb

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Thu Jun 07, 2018 4:15 pm

Giz wrote:
Nyarlathotep wrote:. Place is still open too


Otherwise the terrorists will have won.


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Postby Nyarlathotep » Thu Jun 07, 2018 4:46 pm

Giz wrote:
Nyarlathotep wrote:. Place is still open too


Otherwise the terrorists will have won.


Weirdly, the shooting DID manage to close down the really shitty BBQ place across the parking lot. The shooter apparently decided to pop off a few rounds into there, hitting no one. But the place was financially on edge (what with being really shitty and all) and the little downtick in business to that mall for a while afterwards was just enough to shut that place down within a month or two.
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Postby Doctor X » Thu Jun 07, 2018 6:28 pm

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Re: IHOb

Postby gnome » Fri Jun 08, 2018 1:17 am

I'm guessing it's not a B but an upside-down P.

I think they're about to advertise an "upside-down" dish.
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Re: IHOb

Postby Giz » Fri Jun 08, 2018 1:27 am

Australian style pancakes (pikelets iirc)?


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