## Let's Sue Someone!!!

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Why not kick in a few $and retain RCC and pick some worthless fucker and sue the bejesus out of him? I'm thinking that this might have financial legs. What would it cost? 25K or so? So who shall it be? Wenn ich Kultur höre, entsichere ich meinen Browning! Rob Lister Posts: 19828 Joined: Sun Jul 18, 2004 7:15 pm Title: Incipient toppler Location: Swimming in Lake Ed Has thanked: 572 times Been thanked: 579 times ### Re: Let's Sue Someone!!! ed wrote:Why not kick in a few$ and retain RCC and pick some worthless fucker and sue the bejesus out of him?

I'm thinking that this might have financial legs.

What would it cost? 25K or so?

So who shall it be?
25K? If RCC donates his services we're looking at $400, tops. But I'm not sure why you'd want to sue a worthless motherfucker. We won't even get our investment back. I'm thinking Musk. Grammatron Posts: 33468 Joined: Tue Jun 08, 2004 1:21 am Location: Los Angeles, CA Been thanked: 1720 times ### Re: Let's Sue Someone!!! That's dumb, Musk actually has a spine. Let's sue Starbucks. ed Posts: 33046 Joined: Tue Jun 08, 2004 11:52 pm Title: Rhino of the Florida swamp Has thanked: 439 times Been thanked: 754 times ### Re: Let's Sue Someone!!! Anybody here black or some protected group? The more pathetic the better. We could surgically amputate a limb and maybe move a nose over. Drooling is good. Wenn ich Kultur höre, entsichere ich meinen Browning! Bruce Posts: 19731 Joined: Wed Jun 09, 2004 11:46 pm Title: Big cynic in small state Location: Rhode Island Has thanked: 308 times Been thanked: 473 times ### Re: Let's Sue Someone!!! My iced vanilla double-shot cafe latte mocha espresso made me feel bloated and soul-less today. I want my$6 back, and $60 million in damages for the loss of my soul. Are the soul-less a protected class? Such potential! Bruce Posts: 19731 Joined: Wed Jun 09, 2004 11:46 pm Title: Big cynic in small state Location: Rhode Island Has thanked: 308 times Been thanked: 473 times ### Re: Let's Sue Someone!!! I know that I can't get insurance. Soul-lessness is considered a pre-existing condition if you're married. Such potential! Abdul Alhazred Posts: 70819 Joined: Mon Jun 07, 2004 1:33 pm Title: Yes, that one. Location: Chicago Has thanked: 3175 times Been thanked: 1177 times ### Re: Let's Sue Someone!!! Bruce wrote:My iced vanilla double-shot cafe latte mocha espresso made me feel bloated and soul-less today. I want my$6 back, and $60 million in damages for the loss of my soul. Are the soul-less a protected class? What makes you think your soul is worth$60 million?

Even Satan never offers that much, let alone actually pay anything.
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### Re: Let's Sue Someone!!!

ed wrote:Anybody here black or some protected group? The more pathetic the better.

We could surgically amputate a limb and maybe move a nose over. Drooling is good.
Why not pull your usual shtick and "identify as" something.
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### Re: Let's Sue Someone!!!

ed wrote:Why not kick in a few \$ and retain RCC and pick some worthless fucker and sue the bejesus out of him?

I'm thinking that this might have financial legs.

What would it cost? 25K or so?

So who shall it be?
You?

Stately Ed Manor has got to be worth a fortune.
You can lead them to knowledge, but you can't make them think.

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Stately Ed Manor is heavily defended against grotty peasants with phony lawsuits.

I have identified a viable and sensible cure for some money woes. Think of Bruce. He has to lick up spilled reagents to earn extra money to keep his wife in baubles. Think of how happy he'd be if we pulled this off.
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### Re: Let's Sue Someone!!!

ed wrote:surgically amputate a limb
Surgically?!? The SC has gone soft, there was a time we just ripped them off.

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ed wrote: Think of Bruce.
It's true. When I was in graduate school, I used to carry a cardboard sign that said, "Will synthesize platinum oxo complexes for publications food".

It was only through the grace and kindness of the journalists at Organometallics that I am alive today.
Such potential!

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"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! (Beat) Unless it's a farm!"
--Soldier, TF2