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Not a fag-o-cycle

Postby asthmatic camel » Sun Jun 10, 2018 9:32 am

Not even an electro-fag-o-cycle.

It's an old-man-o-cycle.

With an aluminium frame.

And 21 speed Shimano gears.

And mud guards and pannier rack fitted as standard.

(I did have to fit the swept back handlebars and old man tractor seat from my old bike to make it comfortable for my poor old bones.)

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Re: Not a fag-o-cycle

Postby Doctor X » Sun Jun 10, 2018 10:51 am

No disk breaks?





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Re: Not a fag-o-cycle

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Sun Jun 10, 2018 11:01 am

Quiet elegance is so much more truly gay than vulgar ostentation.

As a horrid old poove, I approve. :clap:
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Re: Not a fag-o-cycle

Postby shemp » Sun Jun 10, 2018 2:40 pm

Doctor X wrote:No disk breaks?





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They're disk brakes. He only breaks a disk if he falls off.
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Re: Not a fag-o-cycle

Postby Nyarlathotep » Sun Jun 10, 2018 5:38 pm

I thought a disk break was when something good finally happened for the disk
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Re: Not a fag-o-cycle

Postby Witness » Mon Jun 11, 2018 3:30 am

And when do you expect it to get stolen? :twisted:

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Re: Not a fag-o-cycle

Postby asthmatic camel » Mon Jun 11, 2018 4:36 pm

I don't, Witness. Any thief wanting to get through the several pounds of ironmongery I routinely carry with me would need a heavy duty angle grinder! Even my panniers and saddle are securely locked to the frame.

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Re: Not a fag-o-cycle

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Mon Jun 11, 2018 5:43 pm

Hmm.

1-2-3-4-5, just like my luggage. ;)
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Re: Not a fag-o-cycle

Postby asthmatic camel » Mon Jun 11, 2018 7:20 pm

Hah! Guess again. Think mathematics...
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Re: Not a fag-o-cycle

Postby ed » Mon Jun 11, 2018 8:51 pm

[quote="asthmatic camel" a heavy duty angle grinder[/quote]

Are those still legal over there? I heard someone dropped one on their foot and they were subsequently banned.
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