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Re: I just saw a 15 second commercial for Spam

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Fri Jun 22, 2018 5:37 pm

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Abdul Alhazred wrote:Well.

If it's got funny foreign writing on the label it must be a delicacy. :mrgreen:


It's smoked sprats in oil :P


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Re: I just saw a 15 second commercial for Spam

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Fri Jun 22, 2018 5:42 pm

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In France it is called pâté. 8)
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Re: I just saw a 15 second commercial for Spam

Postby sparks » Fri Jun 22, 2018 5:53 pm

Go figure.
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Re: I just saw a 15 second commercial for Spam

Postby shemp » Fri Jun 22, 2018 7:20 pm

There is a difference between "pâté" and "meat sludge."
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Re: I just saw a 15 second commercial for Spam

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Fri Jun 22, 2018 8:40 pm

shemp wrote:There is a difference between "pâté" and "meat sludge."


C'est une chose beaucoup trop française pour que tu puisses la comprendre. :coolspecs:
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Re: I just saw a 15 second commercial for Spam

Postby sparks » Fri Jun 22, 2018 9:22 pm

shemp wrote:There is a difference between "pâté" and "meat sludge."


It needs more bird beaks.
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Re: I just saw a 15 second commercial for Spam

Postby Witness » Sat Jun 23, 2018 2:44 am

Grammatron wrote:Image


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I always keep some of these in my cupboard:

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And these:

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And much other similar stuff, including octopus. :mrgreen:

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Re: I just saw a 15 second commercial for Spam

Postby Grammatron » Sat Jun 23, 2018 2:55 am

Hmm, my cupboard needs some stuff
pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: I just saw a 15 second commercial for Spam

Postby shemp » Sat Jun 23, 2018 3:25 am

Smoked oysters too, yum!
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Re: I just saw a 15 second commercial for Spam

Postby Witness » Sun Jun 24, 2018 3:05 am

Yes, and smoked cod liver, which I sadly forgot:

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