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Fag-o-Cyclist? Me?

Post by asthmatic camel » Thu Jul 19, 2018 8:59 am

50 mile round trip up to 1700 ft Mam Tor, an ancient, Bronze Age hill fort.

(OK, I'll admit that the helmet and Lycra are a bit faggoty...)

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Re: Fag-o-Cyclist? Me?

Post by Doctor X » Thu Jul 19, 2018 9:03 am

asthmatic camel wrote:(OK, I'll admit that the helmet and Lycra are a bit faggoty...)
Quoted to prevent later editing.

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Re: Fag-o-Cyclist? Me?

Post by sparks » Thu Jul 19, 2018 8:04 pm

Well done! (a smidge faggoty) AC!!!
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Re: Fag-o-Cyclist? Me?

Post by shemp » Fri Jul 20, 2018 2:42 am

It's a right old dump!
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Re: Fag-o-Cyclist? Me?

Post by Witness » Fri Jul 20, 2018 3:43 am

I see no Spanish chicks! :guitar:

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Re: Fag-o-Cyclist? Me?

Post by asthmatic camel » Sun Jul 22, 2018 7:23 pm

shemp wrote:
Fri Jul 20, 2018 2:42 am
It's a right old dump!
If it was in America, there'd be a cable car to the summit so you fat bastards wouldn't have to waddle up there, a McDonalds, crazy golf...

I like my old dumps.
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Re: Fag-o-Cyclist? Me?

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Jul 22, 2018 7:46 pm

asthmatic camel wrote:
Sun Jul 22, 2018 7:23 pm
If it was in America, there'd be a cable car to the summit so you fat bastards wouldn't have to waddle up there, a McDonalds, crazy golf...

Funny thing, that is a somewhat exaggerated yet recognizable description of Sandia Peak just east of Albuquerque.

http://sandiapeak.com/

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Re: Fag-o-Cyclist? Me?

Post by sparks » Sun Jul 22, 2018 8:16 pm

Not 'right old dump'.

'Grim old pile'.



Skip to 13:25 or so...
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Re: Fag-o-Cyclist? Me?

Post by asthmatic camel » Mon Jul 23, 2018 9:56 am

This video contains content from Studiocanal, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds. :(
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Re: Fag-o-Cyclist? Me?

Post by Doctor X » Mon Jul 23, 2018 10:57 am

. . . and your toilets only flush once a day, and have I mentioned the lack of central heating?

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Re: Fag-o-Cyclist? Me?

Post by sparks » Mon Jul 23, 2018 6:34 pm

We have ... problems ... in the government right now. :oops:
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Post by Doctor X » Mon Jul 23, 2018 9:23 pm

You have not paid attention to the UK then.

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Re: Fag-o-Cyclist? Me?

Post by sparks » Mon Jul 23, 2018 10:10 pm

asthmatic camel wrote:
Mon Jul 23, 2018 9:56 am
This video contains content from Studiocanal, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds. :(
Sorry. Look up "Sherlock Holmes Faces Death".
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Re: Fag-o-Cyclist? Me?

Post by asthmatic camel » Tue Jul 24, 2018 6:48 am

sparks wrote:
Mon Jul 23, 2018 10:10 pm
asthmatic camel wrote:
Mon Jul 23, 2018 9:56 am
This video contains content from Studiocanal, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds. :(
Sorry. Look up "Sherlock Holmes Faces Death".
It's more like this in the Peak District...
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Re: Fag-o-Cyclist? Me?

Post by Doctor X » Tue Jul 24, 2018 9:30 am

A young Young One and B'astard in that.

Could be worse, could be:



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Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
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Re: Fag-o-Cyclist? Me?

Post by sparks » Tue Jul 24, 2018 4:27 pm

"Of course they're naked. You wouldn't want to jump through fire with your clothes on now would you?"
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Re: Fag-o-Cyclist? Me?

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Re: Fag-o-Cyclist? Me?

Post by sparks » Wed Jul 25, 2018 2:54 am

Sore loser.
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Post by Fid » Wed Jul 25, 2018 9:52 pm

Bulgey boy needs punch in at least the nose.
Interesting how the other guys pedal past this dickweed thinking something along the lines of "dear lord I don't want to fall down."
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Re: Fag-o-Cyclist? Me?

Post by WildCat » Wed Jul 25, 2018 11:37 pm

asthmatic camel wrote:
Thu Jul 19, 2018 8:59 am
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