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Stopfunian Faggotry for Abdul

Post by asthmatic camel » Sun Jul 29, 2018 3:04 pm

Returning from a thoroughly manly Sunday morning session at the dojo with my good lady wife, (who, I hasten to add, performs her karate katas with a delicate, elegant femininity which smacks not one whit of dykes or dykishness, no sir, we'll have none of that kind of thing around here thank-you very much), I detected a somewhat odd, even queer scent in the Stopfunian air.

Understandably perturbed by this unusual turn of events, I donned my trusty, thoroughly macho Y-fronts, black jeans, 16 hole bovver boots, my T-shirt with a picture of De_Bunk scowling at Muslims on it, selected my largest Dr. Watson style pipe filled with a decidedly male rum-soaked shag, picked up my best black walking stick in case any monkey-business was afoot and set out to investigate...

First of all on my walk on the wild side, I had to cross the rather dodgy River Mersey from no-nonsense Lancashire, where men are men and women make the tea and sandwiches, into decidedly questionable, ultra-trendy Cheshire where the WAGS and television types live...

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...and then, increasingly concerned that there was something not quite right in my beloved old town, scaled the dizzy heights of Mealhouse Brow, (Heart Attack Hill to the locals)...

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...to find that it was Stockport Pride Day. Oh, woe is me!

With Scottish blokes wearing skirts...

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...and a Big Gay Band...

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...and a Big Gay Fire Engine...

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...and A Big Gay Dog from the Big Gay Fire Brigade...

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...and Big Gay Market Stalls...

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It was all most disturbing, I can tell you. So, back firmly to the wall, pipe clenched tightly between teeth and emitting a protective fog of macho, rum-scented smoke, I sidled my way back across the Mersey to The Railway for a well-earned pint.
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Re: Stopfunian Faggotry for Abdul

Post by sparks » Sun Jul 29, 2018 3:08 pm

Another close call with ... culture!!!11 :)
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Re: Stopfunian Faggotry for Abdul

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Jul 29, 2018 3:13 pm

Ahem.

I think those are Scotsmen not cross dressers. :p

As for the rest, aside from the gal (?) in the red dress in that last photo, they just look British to me.

And I think I saw the gal in the red dress at my local Wal-Mart. :BigGrin3:
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Re: Stopfunian Faggotry for Abdul

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Jul 29, 2018 3:16 pm

This one is Northern Irish.

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The sash her father wore. 8)
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Re: Stopfunian Faggotry for Abdul

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Jul 29, 2018 3:18 pm

No Mister Camel.

Furries are not "gay", even when they are gay. That's just sick. :evil:

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Wait a minute.

A furry police officer on the job? :o
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Re: Stopfunian Faggotry for Abdul

Post by asthmatic camel » Sun Jul 29, 2018 5:45 pm

I think she's a lesbian firefighter. I'm sure she'd have been "on the job" with her Big Gay Furry Friend in a trice, in public given half a chance. It's enough to make even Bruce blink. I mean, shouldn't they be keeping their fingers in dykes or something or is that the Dutch? I get so confused in my dotage.

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Post by sparks » Sun Jul 29, 2018 11:58 pm

Furry police dog?

It's McGrabby, the sexual assault mutt.
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Re: Stopfunian Faggotry for Abdul

Post by Witness » Mon Jul 30, 2018 2:10 am

asthmatic camel wrote:
Sun Jul 29, 2018 3:04 pm
I had to cross the rather dodgy River Mersey


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Re: Stopfunian Faggotry for Abdul

Post by shemp » Mon Jul 30, 2018 3:48 am

I've always wondered, who was that fairy 'cross the Mersey?
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Re: Stopfunian Faggotry for Abdul

Post by Fid » Fri Aug 03, 2018 1:54 am

Well done AC. Perhaps you and Bruce could join forces to produce a really great book.

One small correction here though the proper name of that song is "Fairy have mercy" sung by big honking 12th graders while throwing 8th graders in the showers.
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Re: Stopfunian Faggotry for Abdul

Post by Doctor X » Fri Aug 03, 2018 11:29 am

Fid wrote:
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Well done AC. Perhaps you and Bruce could join forces to produce a really great book.

One small correction here though the proper name of that song is "Fairy have mercy" sung by big honking 12th graders while throwing shagging 8th graders in the showers.
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Re: Stopfunian Faggotry for Abdul

Post by ed » Fri Aug 03, 2018 11:53 am

As AC well knows, "Ferry Across the Mersey" is a local reference to "going gay". On the far shore of the Mersey River there is a small but "active" gay community. It is also the site of a well know gay brothel (called "The Greased Barrister"), a fact which our brit friend is all too familiar.
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Re: Stopfunian Faggotry for Abdul

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Aug 03, 2018 2:53 pm

ed wrote:
Fri Aug 03, 2018 11:53 am
It is also the site of a well know gay brothel (called "The Greased Barrister") ...
A bit dated, Old Bean.

That was when Bunny's grandfather was Lord Ramsbottom.
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