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Hi from MLynn

Post by MLynn » Tue Aug 14, 2018 11:24 pm

Hi All, I've been away for about 3 years, but The Whippet is back thanks to a FBook post by Asthmatic Camel (AC).
How ya'll :)
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Re: Hi from MLynn

Post by Grammatron » Tue Aug 14, 2018 11:26 pm

Hello!

Are whippets back on the menu? :Hungry2:

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Re: Hi from MLynn

Post by Witness » Tue Aug 14, 2018 11:29 pm

Hope you'll stay? :?

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Re: Hi from MLynn

Post by Anaxagoras » Tue Aug 14, 2018 11:36 pm

Hi MLynn, how's it going?
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Re: Hi from MLynn

Post by sparks » Tue Aug 14, 2018 11:56 pm

Welcome back MLynn.
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Re: Hi from MLynn

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Aug 14, 2018 11:58 pm

Oooh! Oooh!

She's back. :coolspecs:





Please don't ever go away again. :dothewave:
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Re: Hi from MLynn

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Wed Aug 15, 2018 12:02 am

I almost forgot. :doh:

We now have an official "returning prodigal" video. :wink:

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Re: Hi from MLynn

Post by Boss Paul » Wed Aug 15, 2018 12:55 am

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This here is Boss Kean's ditch. I told him that dirt is your dirt!

What's your dirt doing in Boss Kean's ditch?
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Re: Hi from MLynn

Post by Boss Kean » Wed Aug 15, 2018 12:55 am

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What's your dirt doin' in my ditch?

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Re: Hi from MLynn

Post by ed » Wed Aug 15, 2018 1:16 am

Hey cutie, welcome.
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Re: Hi from MLynn

Post by Captain » Wed Aug 15, 2018 1:16 am

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Re: Hi from MLynn

Post by ed » Wed Aug 15, 2018 1:29 am

Hubba hubba
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Re: Hi from MLynn

Post by shemp » Wed Aug 15, 2018 1:40 am

MLynn wrote:
Tue Aug 14, 2018 11:24 pm
Hi All, I've been away for about 3 years, but The Whippet is back thanks to a FBook post by Asthmatic Camel (AC).
How ya'll :)
Welcome back! I hope you and The Whippet will stick around! And you boys be on your best manners: no f-words, no sick anime (that means you Doc!), and for gawd sakes don't let ed out of the swamp!
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Re: Hi from MLynn

Post by Doctor X » Wed Aug 15, 2018 2:21 am

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"Sick anime?"

Only Cute and Happy Anime そでしょう

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Re: Hi from MLynn

Post by asthmatic camel » Thu Aug 16, 2018 4:33 pm

Welcome back, MLynn; we need a woman's touch.

Doctor X's bathroom is dirty, Bruce needs marriage guidance counselling, Witness is foreign and needs a sandwich making, Abdul Alhazred is still a Gay Jewish Atheist and needs a non-sexual cuddle, the list goes on and on. Do you think you could talk Snarlet and Chani into returning, too? There's so much dusting to be done and I can't keep on top of it.

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Re: Hi from MLynn

Post by MLynn » Thu Aug 16, 2018 11:28 pm

Thank you all for the hilarious welcome back. I've missed most of you because you guys don't do FBook, so I guess I must be an irritant here again. :)
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Re: Hi from MLynn

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Thu Aug 16, 2018 11:46 pm

An irritant?

But a very nice one. 8)
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Re: Hi from MLynn

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Thu Aug 16, 2018 11:58 pm

Higgins and Pickering. One of the great romantic couples of fiction.

Only a very naive straight could interpret that last scene where Eliza comes back as anything other than a very emotional but decidedly platonic goodbye before she marries Freddy.

A double happy ending really.

Higgins and Pickering. Eliza and Freddy. :coolspecs:
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Re: Hi from MLynn

Post by Witness » Fri Aug 17, 2018 12:06 am

MLynn wrote:
Thu Aug 16, 2018 11:28 pm
FBook
"Face de bouc", kézaco? (As a foreigner – AC dixit – I'm allowed to interject in barbaric languages.)

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Re: Hi from MLynn

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Aug 17, 2018 12:14 am

Litso kniga
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