Amusing tale of the day.

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Amusing tale of the day.

Post by asthmatic camel » Wed Aug 22, 2018 7:11 pm

De_Bunk's cute little girl-friend sent me a rather nasty gif of our hero doing a little dance and warning me not to send him a pipe and some tobacco.

You can guess what happened, can't you?

"Nick..Just got your present..BEST PRESENT EVER..BLOODY BRILLIANT..πŸ‘..Made me laugh..im so gonna puff on it..also its spot on for the old Lowestoft fishermen pics of them smoking pipes..practically identical..Im sitting on the car park waiting for karen..(i had to get the parcel from the sorting office and i just opened it)..Right..its my turn to get you something now..😁😁😁..I like this game..I am honestly proper happy..Ill post a pic on FB for you when i spark it up in an hour or so...You're a good mate..and we gotta meet up..We'll arrange a good day for both of us and me and Karen will drive up..πŸ‘..Thanks Nick..I love it..πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘"

I don't think I'm flavour of the month with the cute-assed littly lady. :(

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Oh, and I sent him a tin of curry flavoured snuff which he stuck in his pipe and attempted to smoke.

There's only one De-Bunk. :)

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Re: Amusing tale of the day.

Post by De_Bunk » Fri Aug 24, 2018 12:45 pm

Nick..It made me cough my guts up..It was only after i read the tin, that i realised what it was..

Meh..Ill smoke anything..😁

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Re: Amusing tale of the day.

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Aug 24, 2018 12:52 pm

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Re: Amusing tale of the day.

Post by De_Bunk » Fri Aug 24, 2018 1:00 pm

Abdul..
I never left.. :De_Bunk:

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Re: Amusing tale of the day.

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Aug 24, 2018 1:24 pm

Just hiding? 8)
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