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Post by shemp » Thu Aug 30, 2018 10:12 pm

I fear it unlikely that I shall survive the night, but there's still a chance for the rest of you! Heed my advice that you may live:

If you think you can order the "Clam-a-Rama" (clam chowder, fried whole clams, fried clam strips, fried clam cake, corn muffin, french fries and a side for $21.99) and that somehow it will be healthy if you substitute cole slaw for the fries, YOU ARE WRONG!!!

And so, as I lie here on my deathbed in gastronomic agony, I am comforted by the knowledge that I have saved at least one of you from a horrifying death!*

*Except for you ed. You can eat it and croak for all I care!
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Re: I am about to die, but for the rest of you there's still a chance to save yourselves!

Post by ed » Thu Aug 30, 2018 10:14 pm

The death of a Tin Man

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Post by Pyrrho » Thu Aug 30, 2018 10:15 pm

I'm getting some.
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Post by xouper » Thu Aug 30, 2018 11:35 pm

shemp wrote:
Thu Aug 30, 2018 10:12 pm
I fear it unlikely that I shall survive the night, but there's still a chance for the rest of you! Heed my advice that you may live:

If you think you can order the "Clam-a-Rama" (clam chowder, fried whole clams, fried clam strips, fried clam cake, corn muffin, french fries and a side for $21.99) and that somehow it will be healthy if you substitute cole slaw for the fries, YOU ARE WRONG!!!

And so, as I lie here on my deathbed in gastronomic agony, I am comforted by the knowledge that I have saved at least one of you from a horrifying death!*

*Except for you ed. You can eat it and croak for all I care!
I think I see where the problem is.

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Thu Aug 30, 2018 11:53 pm

It's the mayo in the coleslaw. That stuff is a killer.

Should have stuck with those fries.
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Post by shemp » Fri Aug 31, 2018 12:42 am

xouper wrote:
Thu Aug 30, 2018 11:35 pm
shemp wrote:
Thu Aug 30, 2018 10:12 pm
I fear it unlikely that I shall survive the night, but there's still a chance for the rest of you! Heed my advice that you may live:

If you think you can order the "Clam-a-Rama" (clam chowder, fried whole clams, fried clam strips, fried clam cake, corn muffin, french fries and a side for $21.99) and that somehow it will be healthy if you substitute cole slaw for the fries, YOU ARE WRONG!!!

And so, as I lie here on my deathbed in gastronomic agony, I am comforted by the knowledge that I have saved at least one of you from a horrifying death!*

*Except for you ed. You can eat it and croak for all I care!
I think I see where the problem is.
You should order the "Sack of Boners" special.
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Post by ed » Fri Aug 31, 2018 1:10 am

Wait a minute
google google

The Crab Shanty on City Island, NY.
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Post by shemp » Fri Aug 31, 2018 2:16 am

Doctor X wrote:
Fri Aug 31, 2018 2:12 am
Wish your stereo did not suck so bad as Your Mom.

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Post by xouper » Fri Aug 31, 2018 3:37 am

shemp wrote:
Fri Aug 31, 2018 12:42 am
xouper wrote:
Thu Aug 30, 2018 11:35 pm
shemp wrote:
Thu Aug 30, 2018 10:12 pm
I fear it unlikely that I shall survive the night, but there's still a chance for the rest of you! Heed my advice that you may live:

If you think you can order the "Clam-a-Rama" (clam chowder, fried whole clams, fried clam strips, fried clam cake, corn muffin, french fries and a side for $21.99) and that somehow it will be healthy if you substitute cole slaw for the fries, YOU ARE WRONG!!!

And so, as I lie here on my deathbed in gastronomic agony, I am comforted by the knowledge that I have saved at least one of you from a horrifying death!*

*Except for you ed. You can eat it and croak for all I care!
I think I see where the problem is.
You should order the "Sack of Boners" special.
Did you think that one up all by yourself?

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Post by shemp » Fri Aug 31, 2018 1:20 pm

xouper wrote:
Fri Aug 31, 2018 3:37 am
shemp wrote:
Fri Aug 31, 2018 12:42 am
xouper wrote:
Thu Aug 30, 2018 11:35 pm
shemp wrote:
Thu Aug 30, 2018 10:12 pm
I fear it unlikely that I shall survive the night, but there's still a chance for the rest of you! Heed my advice that you may live:

If you think you can order the "Clam-a-Rama" (clam chowder, fried whole clams, fried clam strips, fried clam cake, corn muffin, french fries and a side for $21.99) and that somehow it will be healthy if you substitute cole slaw for the fries, YOU ARE WRONG!!!

And so, as I lie here on my deathbed in gastronomic agony, I am comforted by the knowledge that I have saved at least one of you from a horrifying death!*

*Except for you ed. You can eat it and croak for all I care!
I think I see where the problem is.
You should order the "Sack of Boners" special.
Did you think that one up all by yourself?
Yeah, pretty good huh? I think up my own material just like you suck your own dick.
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Post by xouper » Fri Aug 31, 2018 7:10 pm

shemp wrote:
Fri Aug 31, 2018 1:20 pm
xouper wrote:
Fri Aug 31, 2018 3:37 am
shemp wrote:
Fri Aug 31, 2018 12:42 am
You should order the "Sack of Boners" special.
Did you think that one up all by yourself?
Yeah, pretty good huh?
Nope. Not even close. That "bag o boners" bit may have been an insult years ago, but not any more.

shemp wrote:
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I think up my own material just like you suck your own dick.
Thanks for admitting you don't think up your own material.

You might wish to consider finding a better source to pilfer your material from. Peewee Herman is sooo yesterday. I am willing to allow that you are in fact smarter than some of the stuff you post would indicate.

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Post by sparks » Fri Aug 31, 2018 8:32 pm

This from a guy who complains about being ... insulted ... on this forum. :De_Bunk:

If you're looking for dead seriousness in all posts xoup, you've come back to the wrong forum. :)
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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Aug 31, 2018 8:55 pm

Shmep wrote: ... Sack of Boners ...
Ooooh, SNAP! :lmao:







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Post by xouper » Fri Aug 31, 2018 9:04 pm

sparks wrote:
Fri Aug 31, 2018 8:32 pm
This from a guy who complains about being ... insulted ... on this forum. :De_Bunk:

If you're looking for dead seriousness in all posts xoup, you've come back to the wrong forum. :)
Where did you get the fucked up notion that I have ever looked for "dead seriousness in all posts" on this forum?

:roll:

One need only look at my first post in this thread to see the lack of seriousness in my own post.

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Aug 31, 2018 9:09 pm

Hey Shmep!

If you really want to trigger xoup, use the word "patootie" as an adverb. :BigGrin3:
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Post by sparks » Fri Aug 31, 2018 9:11 pm

xouper wrote:
Fri Aug 31, 2018 9:04 pm
sparks wrote:
Fri Aug 31, 2018 8:32 pm
This from a guy who complains about being ... insulted ... on this forum. :De_Bunk:

If you're looking for dead seriousness in all posts xoup, you've come back to the wrong forum. :)
Where did you get the fucked up notion that I have ever looked for "dead seriousness in all posts" on this forum?
"You might wish to consider finding a better source to pilfer your material from. Peewee Herman is sooo yesterday. I am willing to allow that you are in fact smarter than some of the stuff you post would indicate."

I rest my case.
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Post by xouper » Fri Aug 31, 2018 9:44 pm

sparks wrote:
Fri Aug 31, 2018 9:11 pm
xouper wrote:
Fri Aug 31, 2018 9:04 pm
sparks wrote:
Fri Aug 31, 2018 8:32 pm
This from a guy who complains about being ... insulted ... on this forum. :De_Bunk:

If you're looking for dead seriousness in all posts xoup, you've come back to the wrong forum. :)
Where did you get the fucked up notion that I have ever looked for "dead seriousness in all posts" on this forum?
"You might wish to consider finding a better source to pilfer your material from. Peewee Herman is sooo yesterday. I am willing to allow that you are in fact smarter than some of the stuff you post would indicate."

I rest my case.
Then you have no case at all.

One instance of me razzing someone does not translate into an expectation that all posts on this forum must be dead serious.

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Post by shemp » Fri Aug 31, 2018 10:05 pm

Hey xoup, I skipped the Clam-a-Rama today and went right for your mother's clam.
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