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Re: Today's disaster

Post by asthmatic camel » Fri Sep 07, 2018 7:20 pm

See below. Virgin Media fucked me about again. Richard Branson's probably trying to fly to the moon or something.
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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Re: Today's disaster

Post by asthmatic camel » Fri Sep 07, 2018 7:34 pm

It's British slang for slagging off a good friend who can take a good ribbing. :)
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Re: Today's disaster

Post by Grammatron » Fri Sep 07, 2018 7:38 pm

Well that cleared everything up :P

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Re: Today's disaster

Post by asthmatic camel » Fri Sep 07, 2018 7:44 pm

I'm always happy to edumacate. :)
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Re: Today's disaster

Post by asthmatic camel » Wed Sep 12, 2018 9:14 pm

Yup. Flaming De-Bunk for a few hours is a whole heap of fun. :)
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Re: Today's disaster

Post by asthmatic camel » Thu Sep 13, 2018 12:09 am

Freaking double post. Not that anyone will care.
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Re: Today's disaster

Post by asthmatic camel » Sat Sep 15, 2018 11:58 am

Today's disaster. I ordered a new TV from Amazon, realised I could get a better deal from the local supermarket, hauled it home and installed it. I attempted to cancel the order from Amazon with no success. I now have two Smart TVs one of which I have no space or use for.
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Re: Today's disaster

Post by Doctor X » Sat Sep 15, 2018 1:35 pm

You can always return to Amazon based on a better price.

Do it all of the time.

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Re: Today's disaster

Post by WildCat » Sat Sep 15, 2018 3:09 pm

asthmatic camel wrote:
Sat Sep 15, 2018 11:58 am
Today's disaster. I ordered a new TV from Amazon, realised I could get a better deal from the local supermarket, hauled it home and installed it. I attempted to cancel the order from Amazon with no success. I now have two Smart TVs one of which I have no space or use for.
Use one as a monitor.
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Re: Today's disaster

Post by Doctor X » Sun Sep 16, 2018 4:22 am

Grammatron wrote:
Fri Sep 07, 2018 6:41 pm
asthmatic camel wrote:
Fri Sep 07, 2018 1:55 pm
Reckon I'll flame De-Bunk for a few hours. ;)
Is that British slang for something?
It involves . . .

. . .

. . . *snicker snicker*

. . .

. . . what was I writing about?

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Re: Today's disaster

Post by asthmatic camel » Fri Sep 21, 2018 11:20 am

Well, that's me sober again a week after falling down the stairs, breaking two ribs, knocking myself out and buggering the ligaments in my knees.

Boozing used to be so much fun; where did it all go wrong?
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Re: Today's disaster

Post by ed » Fri Sep 21, 2018 11:49 am

About halfway down the stairs.
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Re: Today's disaster

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Sep 21, 2018 12:44 pm

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Re: Today's disaster

Post by Witness » Fri Sep 21, 2018 5:58 pm

asthmatic camel wrote:
Fri Sep 21, 2018 11:20 am
Boozing used to be so much fun; where did it all go wrong?

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Re: Today's disaster

Post by Grammatron » Fri Sep 21, 2018 6:14 pm

asthmatic camel wrote:
Fri Sep 21, 2018 11:20 am
Boozing used to be so much fun; where did it all go wrong?
It was never the booze that was fun.

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Re: Today's disaster

Post by asthmatic camel » Sat Sep 22, 2018 12:55 am

Oh, it was fun, alright; loads of fun! Until it became a necessity rather than a pleasure.

Anyway, I managed a twenty-mile bike ride this evening, so I'm on the mend. Reckon I'll stay away from the Dojo for a few more weeks though...

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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.