Funeral Urns and Murder investigations

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Funeral Urns and Murder investigations

Post by ed » Sun Nov 11, 2018 12:38 pm

Came across this
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Fine and good. Then I looked at the page where one can but it...
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15+???????
Note to police: Check out bulk purchasers!!!

I have given instructions to the kids.

1- Cremate me
2- Blow me to hell and gone with 10lbs of Tannerite (maybe mix some colored chalk dust in for dramatic effect.)
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Re: Funeral Urns and Murder investigations

Post by Giz » Sun Nov 11, 2018 2:18 pm

Thought you'd be sent off like a viking chief: pile the guns and ammo on a skiff, perch you on top, set fire to it, and watch as it floats down river. Shots popping off along the way.

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Re: Funeral Urns and Murder investigations

Post by ed » Sun Nov 11, 2018 3:30 pm

No, big explosion.
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Re: Funeral Urns and Murder investigations

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Nov 11, 2018 3:39 pm

Is that ad in Amazon or some such?

Or is it from the manufacturer's site, such that they sell "to the trade" rather than individual bereaved ones?
Image "If I turn in a sicko, will I get a reward?"

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Re: Funeral Urns and Murder investigations

Post by Giz » Mon Nov 12, 2018 3:38 am

Come on abdul, just 33.56 each to give everybody a Christmas present they'll never forget!