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How to do client service

Post by ed » Mon Nov 26, 2018 7:18 pm

Me: Warrenty return for
ORDER #
111-2545430-6260000

You are now connected to Praveen from Amazon.com
Praveen: Hello Edward , my name is Praveen. I'm here to help you today.
Thank you for being a Prime member.
How are you doing ?

Me: excellent.

Praveen: Great :)

Me: How do I return the item under warennty

Praveen: Just to confirm that you want to return the item of
Bluetooth Headset V4.1 - Wireless Bluetooth Speakers Headset Earbuds Headphones Earpieces In-Ear Stereo Sweatproof Lightweight Noise Cancelling Hands
?

Me: ORDER #
111-2545430-6260000 Is that this thing?

Praveen: Yes

Me: Yes, damn thing broke if you can imagine.
Who do I ship it to?

Praveen: No need to worry at all
Please allow me couple of minutes I will surely take care of it

Me: Thank you.

Praveen: Thanks for waiting
In order to avoid the hassle of returning the item. I am issuing the full refund of the item. You can keep the item with you or donate it to someone who needs it. I hope this helps

Me: That is perfect. It is broken so, sadly, it goes in the garbage.
You have been very helpful. Thank you.

Praveen: I am issuing the refund to your online Gift Card and it would be credited within 1-2 hours
Is it fine ?

Me: Yes. Thank you.

Praveen: I've issued the $27 refund of the order to your Online Amazon Gift Card and the funds will be credited within 1-2 hours.
You can check the balance of the Gift card refund after 1-2 hours using the below link
https://www.amazon.com/gp/css/gc/balanc...(See full link)
Is there anything else I can assist you with today?

Me: No thank you.
Goodbye
That is why Bezos is worth billions.

So, what bluetooth thingie should I buy?
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Re: How to do client service

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon Nov 26, 2018 7:27 pm

Bluetooth? The "Borg" fashion statement is passé old boy. 8)

Nothing beats the classic 500 phone for quiet elegance. :)
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Re: How to do client service

Post by Rob Lister » Mon Nov 26, 2018 7:31 pm

You are true.

What should you buy?

Just pick one.

Any seller with less than 100 replies will suck your very ugly dick to get you to buy it and leave them a good review. They'll go so far as to bribe you. I know because the bluetooth on my computer shit the bed and I bought a dongle (<$10.) After receipt, I was offered a 64gb thumb drive (>$8 anywhere) if I left a review (of any type I suppose but it was good because it worked).

I think that Bezo guy is going places.

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Re: How to do client service

Post by ed » Mon Nov 26, 2018 7:34 pm

He is an up and comer
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Re: How to do client service

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon Nov 26, 2018 7:40 pm

He's so rich his hobby is keeping The Washington Post in business. 8)
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