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Penis size

Post by asthmatic camel » Tue Nov 27, 2018 10:09 am

C'mon guys, how big is it?

I'm slightly above average at 6", which is apparently large enough to satisfy most women, (apart from Charlotte the Harlot.)

So, do you suffer from penis envy? Is it big enough? Does it do the business?

Is it big enough to fill a perambulator?

Do ladies laugh at the size of the lump in your pants?

Enquiring minds need to know. :D
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Re: Penis size

Post by Rob Lister » Tue Nov 27, 2018 10:17 am

Also 6", but diameter ain't everything.

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Re: Penis size

Post by asthmatic camel » Tue Nov 27, 2018 10:19 am

Rob Lister wrote:
Tue Nov 27, 2018 10:17 am
Also 6", but diameter ain't everything.
Evidences?
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Re: Penis size

Post by Rob Lister » Tue Nov 27, 2018 10:23 am

asthmatic camel wrote:
Tue Nov 27, 2018 10:19 am
Rob Lister wrote:
Tue Nov 27, 2018 10:17 am
Also 6", but diameter ain't everything.
Evidences?
Let's just say that when I go shopping for clothes, I buy a set of pants.

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Re: Penis size

Post by asthmatic camel » Tue Nov 27, 2018 10:27 am

Seriously, I used to play lacrosse with a bank manager, who had the smallest dick I've ever seen. Even after showering, when it was warm, it barely measured 1/2 an inch. Yet he was happily married and sired two children.

A big wallet or a nimble tongue is my best bet.
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Re: Penis size

Post by ed » Tue Nov 27, 2018 12:17 pm

I think AC is talking cm, being one of "them" and all.
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Re: Penis size

Post by Rob Lister » Tue Nov 27, 2018 12:23 pm

ed wrote:
Tue Nov 27, 2018 12:17 pm
I think AC is talking cm, being one of "them" and all.
They fucking invented the inch. what!

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Re: Penis size

Post by ed » Tue Nov 27, 2018 12:40 pm

Rob Lister wrote:
Tue Nov 27, 2018 12:23 pm
ed wrote:
Tue Nov 27, 2018 12:17 pm
I think AC is talking cm, being one of "them" and all.
They fucking invented the inch. what!
Yes, and the unit was based on "ahem". Says it all.
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Re: Penis size

Post by asthmatic camel » Tue Nov 27, 2018 1:02 pm

ed, I cannot think in metric. Hell, it's taken me nearly fifty years to adjust to using decimal currency: "They should have waited until all the old people were dead!" Said my grandmother.

I've a six and a bit incher and proud of it.

It still works a treat at the age of 53. :)
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Re: Penis size

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Nov 27, 2018 1:14 pm

Sorry fellas.

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Re: Penis size

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Re: Penis size

Post by asthmatic camel » Tue Nov 27, 2018 4:13 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
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Sorry fellas.

This thread is too gay for me. :lmao:
STFU, Robin. (Y'all will notice that Abdul sports a camel toe.)

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Re: Penis size

Post by shemp » Tue Nov 27, 2018 4:44 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
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Sorry fellas.

This thread is too gay for me. :lmao:
For purposes of this thread, Abdul is an honorary hetero. The rest of you are fags.
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Re: Penis size

Post by asthmatic camel » Tue Nov 27, 2018 6:08 pm

shemp, were I a fag, I'd still be a virgin at 53.
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Re: Penis size

Post by Bruce » Fri Nov 30, 2018 3:02 am

6 inches.



That's how much lower my center of gravity is when I'm fully engorged. I also need to lean back 45 degrees to keep from toppling forward. Sometimes I need to swat away the asteroids that go into orbit around my massive manhood.
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Re: Penis size

Post by Anaxagoras » Fri Nov 30, 2018 3:28 am

This sort of thread is a tricky one.

When you've got a big old Schlongzilla as I do (that's what the locals around here call it) then mentioning it would come across as bragging, hence my reticence.
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Re: Penis size

Post by shemp » Fri Nov 30, 2018 4:17 am

i HAVE O PUT\\\\a blinking r light on mine to warn airplanes away, King Kong climbed it too.

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Re: Penis size

Post by Giz » Fri Nov 30, 2018 3:04 pm

Doctor X wrote:
Fri Nov 30, 2018 5:13 am
Democrats complain that mine forces redistricting.

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That joke is really pushing the boundaries