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Fifty-fucking three

Post by asthmatic camel » Fri Nov 30, 2018 9:31 pm

Diabetes, diverticulitis, asthma, knackered back, metal plate holding my left ankle together, buggered hips, alcoholism, chronic depression, Dupuytren's contracture, Asteroid hyalosis...

How good can life get?
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Re: Fifty-fucking three

Post by WildCat » Fri Nov 30, 2018 11:18 pm

Holy fuck, I figured you were at least 70 and you're less than a year older than me? Pillory has been a bad influence on you.
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Re: Fifty-fucking three

Post by shemp » Fri Nov 30, 2018 11:24 pm

asthmatic camel wrote:
Fri Nov 30, 2018 9:31 pm
Diabetes, diverticulitis, asthma, knackered back, metal plate holding my left ankle together, buggered hips, alcoholism, chronic depression, Dupuytren's contracture, Asteroid hyalosis...

How good can life get?
53? You're a pup!
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Re: Fifty-fucking three

Post by Giz » Fri Nov 30, 2018 11:57 pm

WildCat wrote:
Fri Nov 30, 2018 11:18 pm
Holy fuck, I figured you were at least 70 and you're less than a year older than me? Pillory has been a bad influence on you.
Yeah, but the years drag in England

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Re: Fifty-fucking three

Post by Pyrrho » Sat Dec 01, 2018 2:00 am

asthmatic camel wrote:
Fri Nov 30, 2018 9:31 pm
Diabetes, diverticulitis, asthma, knackered back, metal plate holding my left ankle together, buggered hips, alcoholism, chronic depression, Dupuytren's contracture, Asteroid hyalosis...

How good can life get?
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Re: Fifty-fucking three

Post by sparks » Sat Dec 01, 2018 3:44 am

Try to concentrate on the good times AC.

When you were 9. :)
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Re: Fifty-fucking three

Post by Doctor X » Sat Dec 01, 2018 4:25 am

Your stereo should be upgraded.

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Re: Fifty-fucking three

Post by Bruce » Sat Dec 01, 2018 4:29 am

asthmatic camel wrote:
Fri Nov 30, 2018 9:31 pm
Diabetes, diverticulitis, asthma, knackered back, metal plate holding my left ankle together, buggered hips, alcoholism, chronic depression, Dupuytren's contracture, Asteroid hyalosis...

How good can life get?
So when you fill out those medical forms, do you just check all the boxes? Except for what, like...sickle cell anemia and lactose intolerance?
Such potential!

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Re: Fifty-fucking three

Post by asthmatic camel » Sat Dec 01, 2018 10:38 am

Medical forms? Fuck that shit; I'm far too savvy to fall for that bullshit...

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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Re: Fifty-fucking three

Post by asthmatic camel » Mon Dec 03, 2018 5:14 am

Doctor X wrote:
Sat Dec 01, 2018 4:25 am
Your stereo should be upgraded.

--J.D.
Which stereo? I have two biggies and a sackful of little ones.
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Re: Fifty-fucking three

Post by Doctor X » Mon Dec 03, 2018 7:58 am

You should upgrade them.

This DAT thing is all the rage.

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DocX: FTW.--sparks
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"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
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Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
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Re: Fifty-fucking three

Post by WildCat » Mon Dec 03, 2018 2:38 pm

Doctor X wrote:
Mon Dec 03, 2018 7:58 am
You should upgrade them.

This DAT thing is all the rage.

--J.D.
I actually have a DAT machine, and a DVD-audio DVD player. I only have 2 DVD-audio discs though...
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Re: Fifty-fucking three

Post by asthmatic camel » Mon Dec 03, 2018 3:15 pm

Um, I'm happy with my CD player, Pioneer amp, internet radio and Tannoy speakers. That's downstairs. And I've rigged up a nice system through my PC upstairs, so Mrs. Camel doesn't get pissed off... Cambridge Audio amp and a whopping pair of speakers.

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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Re: Fifty-fucking three

Post by Rob Lister » Mon Dec 03, 2018 3:22 pm

asthmatic camel wrote:
Mon Dec 03, 2018 3:15 pm
Um, I'm happy with my CD player, Pioneer amp, internet radio and Tannoy speakers. That's downstairs. And I've rigged up a nice system through my PC upstairs, so Mrs. Camel doesn't get pissed off... Cambridge Audio amp and a whopping pair of speakers.

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Wow. I'm down to an Echo with a pair of $20 speakers.

I put it in the bedroom so as to protect my privacy. Nothing ever happens there.

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Re: Fifty-fucking three

Post by asthmatic camel » Mon Dec 03, 2018 3:44 pm

Doc can have yours when you snuff it...

Mine are far too good for the likes of him. :)
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Re: Fifty-fucking three

Post by asthmatic camel » Mon Dec 03, 2018 3:51 pm

And nothing ever happens in my bedroom, either.
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Re: Fifty-fucking three

Post by Witness » Tue Dec 04, 2018 1:22 am

asthmatic camel wrote:
Mon Dec 03, 2018 3:51 pm
And nothing ever happens in my bedroom, either.
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