Big Foot: still alive after all

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Big Foot: still alive after all

Postby Rob Lister » Wed Apr 02, 2014 12:02 pm

You might want to sit down: It turns out that the guy who said he killed Bigfoot after luring it with Walmart pork ribs was lying. Again.
http://www.newser.com/story/184634/bigf ... -hoax.html

Thank goodness. I moaned mourned when I first heard that.

Rick Dyer's money-making hoax fell apart when his own spokesman learned the sad truth that the supposed corpse was fake and decided to come clean, reports the San Antonio Express-News. At which point, Dyer took to Facebook to break the news himself: “From this moment on, I will speak the truth!" he wrote on his since-deleted page. "No more lies, tall tales or wild goose chases to mess with the haters!


You're a liar, but not a killer, and you've come clean, so I believe you.

Dyer went on tour earlier this year with the fake body and claims to have pulled in $60,000 from people paying $10 a pop. (In some accounts, he puts the figure closer to $20,000.) The corpse, however, was made by the Twisted Toy Box in Washington state, reports the Seattle Post-Intelligencer.


I really don't begrudge the guy for the hoax. Assuming he actually made any money--assuming anyone actually paid anything to see the fake big foot--good for him and good for them. They got exactly what they paid for. The same way someone that pays to see any freak show at a county fair gets what they pay for. I'm just sad that some of the profits didn't go to the Big Foot Protection Fund.

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Re: Big Foot: still alive after all

Postby Nyarlathotep » Wed Apr 02, 2014 3:44 pm

Quelle Surprise
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Postby Harikrish » Sun May 04, 2014 2:42 pm

Nyarlathotep wrote:Quelle Surprise

Africans have been running around with big feet since the beginning of time. Why that was missed was because the world was more fascinated with their other big, bigger parts.

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Postby Doctor X » Sun May 04, 2014 6:29 pm

Nyarlathotep wrote:Quelle Surprise


That justine is My Bitch is no surprise.

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Postby Harikrish » Sun May 04, 2014 8:09 pm

Doctor X wrote:
Nyarlathotep wrote:Quelle Surprise


That justine is My Bitch is no surprise.

--J.D.

You say the same thing after every mouthful of his cum.

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Postby Doctor X » Sun May 04, 2014 8:54 pm

I win.

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Postby Harikrish » Sun May 04, 2014 10:13 pm

Doctor X wrote:I win.

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What, you just took another mouthful?

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Postby Doctor X » Sun May 04, 2014 10:34 pm

Racist Cunt justine loses.

I win.

But I always do.

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Postby Harikrish » Sun May 04, 2014 11:12 pm

Doctor X wrote:Racist Cunt justine loses.

I win.

But I always do.

--J.D.

They always let you win because you go through the lines fast. And even if you are a racist, they cannot tell from your position because your face is either glued to someone's backside or buried between their legs.

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Postby Doctor X » Mon May 05, 2014 2:03 am

I am still winning.

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Postby Harikrish » Mon May 05, 2014 2:32 pm

Doctor X wrote:I am still winning.

--J.D.

Surprise, surprise!

They always let you win because you go through the lines fast. And even if you are a racist, they cannot tell from your position because your face is either glued to someone's backside or buried between their legs.

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Re: Big Foot: still alive after all

Postby Doctor X » Mon May 05, 2014 4:41 pm

A Racist Cunt never wins.

Why I always win.

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Postby Harikrish » Mon May 05, 2014 6:16 pm

Doctor X wrote:A Racist Cunt never wins.

Why I always win.

--J.D.

You are a cunt hater because your mommy had a dick. She had to bring you out through her shit hole and no one wanted to touch you. You have been bitter since that day and a bit of a stinky poo.

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Postby Doctor X » Mon May 05, 2014 6:56 pm

And I win again.

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Postby Harikrish » Tue May 06, 2014 12:40 pm

Doctor X wrote:And I win again.

--J.D.

Try and make sense of your claims. What does your title "Collective Messiah" mean? The term makes absolutely no sense just like the rest of your other posts. Are you both illiterate and illegitimate? Did priests bless you with their cum when they ganged raped you hence the term "Collective" ? Were they all shouting "Jesus" as they were coming and the name stuck with you.

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Postby Doctor X » Tue May 06, 2014 11:40 pm

And I am still winning.

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Re: Big Foot: still alive after all

Postby Harikrish » Wed May 07, 2014 10:50 pm

Doctor X wrote:And I am still winning.

--J.D.

Is that why you have the title "Collective Messiah"? When are you going to stop your meaningless nonsense?

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Postby Doctor X » Thu May 08, 2014 12:02 am

And I win again.

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Re: Big Foot: still alive after all

Postby Harikrish » Mon May 26, 2014 3:36 pm

Doctor X wrote:And I win again.

--J.D.

You say the same thing after every mouthful of his cum. You must swallow fast.

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Re: Big Foot: still alive after all

Postby Doctor X » Mon May 26, 2014 7:59 pm

I am still winning.

--J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
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"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.

Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho

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