Have you had your flu shot?

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Have you had your flu shot?

Postby Rob Lister » Wed Oct 11, 2017 4:56 pm

Last month my son was home visiting and went with me on an errand to pick up some meds from the local Rite Aid. He asked if I have had this year's flu shot. I said no and he made me get one. It didn't cost me anything except the 5 minutes to fill out their form and another 10 minutes for them to get their shit together and give me the shot.

While we were waiting I entertained him with stories about vaccinations in the navy: 12 corpsmen, 6 on left and right, all armed with air-injectors before every cruise. "Yea, I remember you telling me about that the last 10 times you told me about that," was his reply.

He also told me it is always a crap shoot as to whether or not they have the right shot for this years strain but they usually get it right.

Have you had your shot?

It doesn't hurt if the person giving you the shot is hot, and there's only one, and it isn't an air-gun that slices you open in 12 places.

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Re: Have you had your flu shot?

Postby Anaxagoras » Thu Oct 12, 2017 1:20 am

Yeah, I hate those air guns. Give me a good old fashioned hypodermic needle any day.

I wonder if they've improved needles so they hurt less than when I was a little kid (70s) or if I'm just able to tolerate pain better because I'm older.

Oh, haven't yet gotten it this year, but I will, soon. Just haven't gotten around to it yet.
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Re: Have you had your flu shot?

Postby Pyrrho » Thu Oct 12, 2017 6:06 am

We're getting them at the office. Probably some sort of obedience serum.
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Re: Have you had your flu shot?

Postby Bruce » Thu Oct 12, 2017 6:16 am

Rob Lister wrote:I said no and he made me get one.


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Re: Have you had your flu shot?

Postby Fid » Wed Oct 18, 2017 12:57 am

Actually, yes I have. And it's the shot for elderly people that makes them vote against their best interest.

Seriously bros, get a shingles vaccine. My best friend suffered the pain of the damned,and is still hurting to this day.

DocX, any input?

Edit to add and I'm sure you lot already know this but...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shingles
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Re: Have you had your flu shot?

Postby Doctor X » Wed Oct 18, 2017 9:26 pm

Fid wrote:Seriously bros, get a shingles vaccine. My best friend suffered the pain of the damned,and is still hurting to this day.

DocX, any input?


It is a singularly painful condition which can lead to damage to the nerves with persistent and very difficult to treat pain.

Rather get a shot than get the shingles!

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Re: Have you had your flu shot?

Postby Rob Lister » Wed Oct 18, 2017 9:47 pm

I went to get the shingles shot for free but the doc said I was not old enough (60) and the insurance would not cover it. I said how much. The cost was ~$500 (assuming my old memory). I said I'll wait. I find out now that I can go back and say I have this or that risk and get an exception. If I'm gay like Abdul I can get it now. Weird. If I'm gay like Doc X, I can't.

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