This Just in . . . Vaccines STILL Do Not Cause Autism

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Re: This Just in . . . Vaccines STILL Do Not Cause Autism

Postby Doctor X » Sun Mar 23, 2014 1:25 am

But she will translate it all as "SEE! I MUST be RIGHT! Look at how persecuted I am!!11!!"

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Re: This Just in . . . Vaccines STILL Do Not Cause Autism

Postby Doctor X » Sun Mar 23, 2014 6:33 am

Borrowed [Shamelessly stolen.--Ed.] from Nyarl for it belongs here:

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Re: This Just in . . . Vaccines STILL Do Not Cause Autism

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Re: This Just in . . . Vaccines STILL Do Not Cause Autism

Postby hammegk » Tue Mar 25, 2014 3:27 pm

Doctor X wrote:But she will translate it all as "SEE! I MUST be RIGHT! Look at how persecuted I am!!11!!"

--J.D.

We can only hope her pimp beats her severely and puts her back on the street. She gotta be worth a $1000 a trick minimum.

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Re: This Just in . . . Vaccines STILL Do Not Cause Autism

Postby Doctor X » Wed Mar 26, 2014 12:35 pm

MOAR from t3h Watch of Quacks!

Australian anti-vax group under more pressure

Last year, New South Wales Fair Trading concluded that the Australian Vaccination Network's name was misleading. [Jabour B. Australian Vaccination Network ordered to change name: Magistrate said group lobbied against vaccinations and did not give comprehensive account of pros and cons. The Guardian, Nov 24, 2013] After its court battle ended, the organization did change its name to the Australian Vaccination-skeptics Network. However, it continued to use the abbreviation "AVN." This week, the group announced that an agency official has ordered it to stop using "AVN" rather than "AVSN," which, among other things, would mean that it would have to abandon its current Web address and would rank lower on searches. [Beattie G. Apparently our acronym is now misleading? Australian Vaccine-skeptics Network Web site, March 25, 2014]


Fixed the linkypoo in it.

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Re: This Just in . . . Vaccines STILL Do Not Cause Autism

Postby Doctor X » Sat Apr 12, 2014 3:13 am

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Re: This Just in . . . Vaccines STILL Do Not Cause Autism

Postby Pyrrho » Sun Apr 13, 2014 2:04 pm

The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: This Just in . . . Vaccines STILL Do Not Cause Autism

Postby Pyrrho » Sun Apr 13, 2014 5:41 pm

The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: This Just in . . . Vaccines STILL Do Not Cause Autism

Postby Doctor X » Sun Apr 13, 2014 5:49 pm

"You're not sorry about what you did! You're just sorry you got caught!"

Finally remembered where that came from:

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Re: This Just in . . . Vaccines STILL Do Not Cause Autism

Postby Nyarlathotep » Mon Apr 14, 2014 7:27 pm

Aparently, Jenny McCarthy has been pro-vaccine this whole time, or so she claims. She has just been "asking questions", you see.

Some idiot wrote:I am not “anti-vaccine.” This is not a change in my stance nor is it a new position that I have recently adopted. For years, I have repeatedly stated that I am, in fact, “pro-vaccine” and for years I have been wrongly branded as “anti-vaccine.”

My beautiful son, Evan, inspired this mother to question the “one size fits all” philosophy of the recommended vaccine schedule. I embarked on this quest not only for myself and my family, but for countless parents who shared my desire for knowledge that could lead to options and alternate schedules, but never to eliminate the vaccines.

Blatantly inaccurate blog posts about my position have been accepted as truth by the public at large as well as media outlets (legitimate and otherwise), who have taken those false stories and repeatedly turned them into headlines. What happened to critical thinking? What happened to asking questions because every child is different?


Of course, if you read the whole thing, she still propagates the very same myths about vaccines that most anti-vaxxers tend to propagate, but she is totes pro-vaccine, you see. It's just that vaccines are unsafe and we are a bunch of big meanie heads for calling her an anti-vaccine whackjob. Our bad.
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Re: This Just in . . . Vaccines STILL Do Not Cause Autism

Postby Doctor X » Tue Apr 15, 2014 2:27 am

And Werner Von Braun was just trying to make Jews and London "safe."

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Re: This Just in . . . Vaccines STILL Do Not Cause Autism

Postby Harikrish » Tue May 06, 2014 9:03 pm

That is not the skeptics understanding. It is more in line with the anti Vaxxers.

Vaccines do not cause Autism because people have stopped getting their children vaccinated. Just like cigarettes. People stopped getting lung cancer after they stopped smoking. Duh!!

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Re: This Just in . . . Vaccines STILL Do Not Cause Autism

Postby Doctor X » Tue May 06, 2014 11:34 pm

From QuackWatch:

Actress Jennifer McCarthy, who for years has been one of the most visible opponents of vaccination, is now claiming she was actually pro-vaccine and has been "misbranded." But Frank Bruni, who vividly describes her antivaccination history, notes that she may simply be afraid that that her new position on ABC's "The View" might be jeopardized by continued fearmongering. [Bruni F. Autism and the Agitator. New York Times, April 21, 2014]


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Re: This Just in . . . Vaccines STILL Do Not Cause Autism

Postby Anaxagoras » Tue May 06, 2014 11:41 pm

Oh yeah, she's not against vaccination in principle, only in practice.
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Re: This Just in . . . Vaccines STILL Do Not Cause Autism

Postby Doctor X » Tue May 06, 2014 11:46 pm

She is not sorry for what she has done.

She is sorry she got caught.

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Re: This Just in . . . Vaccines STILL Do Not Cause Autism

Postby Doctor X » Tue Jul 08, 2014 11:59 am

Meanwhile . . . in Japan the Colonies:

UK autism lawyers sued

Families who failed to win cases based on the theory the MMR vaccination caused their children to become autistic are suing their former lawyers for pursuing "hopeless" claims and enriching themselves by collecting many millions of pounds from legal aid. [Tran M. MMR vaccine: lawyers sued for pursuing claim based on link to autism. The Guardian, June 26, 2014] More than 1,000 such families were involved in a class action suit that was dropped in 2003 after research by Andrew Wakefield on the link between autism and the MMR vaccine was discredited. At least two suits have been filed by families who argue that they lost their opportunity for compensation because their former lawyers failed to pursue other legal grounds. Since vaccinations do not actually cause autism, however, there appears to be no reason to believe that any other suit that required establishing a link between vaccination and autism would have fared any better.


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Re: This Just in . . . Vaccines STILL Do Not Cause Autism

Postby DrMatt » Tue Jul 08, 2014 2:10 pm

For profit. As usual.
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Re: This Just in . . . Vaccines STILL Do Not Cause Autism

Postby Harikrish » Tue Jul 08, 2014 3:16 pm

The skeptics will not be convinced Vaccines do not cause Autism anymore than climate change is caused by humans. This is why they are called skeptics. Skeptical organizations abandoned scientific research and scientific investigation some 30 years ago and therefore have no scientific basis for their position. (CSICOP) is one good example.

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Re: This Just in . . . Vaccines STILL Do Not Cause Autism

Postby Doctor X » Tue Jul 08, 2014 5:12 pm

DrMatt wrote:For profit. As usual.


No, I am sure it is all about the children. . . .

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Re: This Just in . . . Vaccines STILL Do Not Cause Autism

Postby Harikrish » Thu Jul 10, 2014 11:20 pm

Finally a skeptical network openly declares its anti vaccine position.

Australian Vaccination-skeptics Network, Inc.
http://avn.org.au


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