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$1 Million Vaccine Challenge

Post by Pyrrho » Sun Sep 29, 2013 12:10 pm

It doesn't get much fuckwittier than this, folks.

http://www.247wereport.com/health-news/ ... radio.html

Piers Morgan has been offered $1 million if he will agree to be injected with 1,000 off-the-shelf vaccine shots within a two-week period. The offer was made late last week by Alex Jones ofInfowars.com and stemmed from a spirited conversation he was sharing with the Health Ranger on live national radio about the fact that mercury, aluminum, MSG and formaldehyde are all still used in vaccines.


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The Piers Morgan $1 million vaccine challenge is official

Jones then made the announcement official, looking directly into the camera and offering Piers Morgan $1 million if he would take 1,000 vaccine shots over a two-week period, administered under controlled conditions. Both Jones and the Health Ranger predicted Morgan would not be able to survive such an assault of deadly chemicals on the body.

The offer is not a stunt. It is a serious challenge for Piers Morgan, a long-time promoter of vaccines, to prove that they are safe even in the quantities being routinely recommended by vaccine advocates (who ridiculously say that even 100,000 vaccines would be safe for children).

The 1,000 vaccines to be administered to Piers Morgan if he accepts the challenge are:

• 500 Influenza vaccines
• 100 Anthrax vaccines
• 100 Polio vaccines
• 100 Gardasil vaccines
• 100 Hepatitis B vaccines
• 100 Meningitis vaccines

The $1 million vaccine challenge was also extended to any executive of a vaccine manufacturer, opening the challenge to thousands of potential takers.


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Re: $1 Million Vaccine Challenge

Post by DrMatt » Sun Sep 29, 2013 1:54 pm

I counterchallenge them to be injected with isotonic saline solution 1000 times in a two-week period, just to prove the baseline safety of injection.

Duh.

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Re: $1 Million Vaccine Challenge

Post by clarsct » Fri Oct 04, 2013 12:37 am

DrMatt wrote:I counterchallenge them to be injected with isotonic saline solution 1000 times in a two-week period, just to prove the baseline safety of injection.

Duh.

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Good idea....Mr. Morgan should insist upon such.
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Re: $1 Million Vaccine Challenge

Post by Anaxagoras » Sun Oct 06, 2013 2:03 am

That would be uncomfortable, but would it be dangerous?

About 71-72 injections per day for 2 weeks.

Is the challenge only available to Morgan? I didn't read carefully, it's also available to "vaccine company executives".
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Re: $1 Million Vaccine Challenge

Post by Anaxagoras » Sun Oct 06, 2013 2:17 am

I was going to post this, by the way:

Unvaccinated children helped fuel whooping cough outbreak, data show

Children who did not get vaccinated against whooping cough contributed to the 2010 outbreak of the illness, when more cases were reported than in any year since 1947, researchers say.

Researchers who looked at the geography of the cases suggest that clusters of "nonmedical exemptions" to immunizations were one of several factors in the California outbreak. They reported their findings Monday in the journal Pediatrics.

In California in 2010, there were 9,120 cases of the illness that's also called pertussis — one-third of all the U.S. cases.


An earlier study published in the New England Journal of Medicine suggests that the DTaP (diphtheria, tetanus and pertussis) vaccine loses some effectiveness after the fifth of the five recommended doses. That, too, was part of the reason for the outbreak, the Pediatrics scientists say. They also list the cyclical nature of pertussis and improved diagnosis as reasons for the high numbers.

The researchers from several institutions, including Johns Hopkins Bloomberg School of Public Health and the California Department of Public Health, found 39 clusters with high rates of non-immunization and two clusters of pertussis among children entering kindergarten from 2005 through 2010. More cases occurred within the non-immunized clusters than outside of them, the scientists said.

From 2000 to 2010, California's "nonmedical exemption" rates more than tripled, to 2.33%, with some schools reporting rates as high as 84%, the researchers said. Both those clusters and the high pertussis clusters "were associated with factors characteristic of high socioeconomic status such as lower population density, lower average family size, lower percentage of racial or ethnic minorities," higher incomes and other factors, the researchers wrote.

It is estimated, they wrote, that more than 95% of the population must be immunized to prevent outbreaks.

Before the introduction of vaccines, pertussis was a leading cause of childhood death in the United States.
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Re: $1 Million Vaccine Challenge

Post by asthmatic camel » Sun Oct 06, 2013 2:23 am

I think I'm right in saying that these are subcutaneous injections, so possibly, yes. Administered into a vein via a drip, I've had a lot more saline pumped into my system per day than the volume 72 vaccine injections would make.
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Re: $1 Million Vaccine Challenge

Post by Doctor X » Sun Oct 06, 2013 5:20 am

Well, it is not like whopping cough is dangerous to children . . . like non-levels of mercury. . . .

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