Oil Pulling

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Oil Pulling

Post by corplinx » Sun Mar 09, 2014 8:12 pm

Swishing oil around in your mouth has become a thing. Like most alt-med (drinking game) it claims to:
detoxify (take a drink)
help sinuses (take a drink)
sleep better (take a drink)

It is primarily for the mouth though.
whitens teeth!
makes gums healthy!
cures bad breath!
fixes cavities!

So, like many things I don't even bother researching.... I will just state the obvious.

If swishing oil in your mouth did all that, the toothless hicks at walmart would be paragons of health, and not missing all their teeth.

Even if swishing oil in your mouth for 20 minutes did clean your teeth, why would you want to when you can just brush them instead?

This is quite possibly the most idiotic thing I've head about recently.

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Re: Oil Pulling

Post by Doctor X » Sun Mar 09, 2014 8:57 pm

I gather it depends on what type of oil.

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Re: Oil Pulling

Post by corplinx » Sun Mar 09, 2014 9:53 pm

Coconut Oil. You know, the stuff they pop popcorn in. It's why all those people at county fairs are so healthy.

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Re: Oil Pulling

Post by Doctor X » Sun Mar 09, 2014 10:33 pm

Someone needs to pretend Bierce's Oil of Dog is real.

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Re: Oil Pulling

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Mar 09, 2014 10:38 pm

Doctor X wrote:Someone needs to pretend Bierce's Oil of Dog is real.

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Re: Oil Pulling

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Mar 09, 2014 10:40 pm

BTW, coconut oil is a solid with the consistency of lard.

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Re: Oil Pulling

Post by Witness » Sun Mar 09, 2014 10:56 pm

It is said that bitumen, being much more completely natural – straight from Mother Earth –, and sanctified by thousands of years of usage since the Sumerians, at least, is even more effective. Gargle thrice a day.

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Re: Oil Pulling

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Mar 09, 2014 11:17 pm

Witness wrote:It is said that bitumen, being much more completely natural – straight from Mother Earth –, and sanctified by thousands of years of usage since the Sumerians, at least, is even more effective. Gargle thrice a day.


Artisanal coal tar soap

http://puresoapworks.com/coal_tar.htm

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Gluten Free
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Re: Oil Pulling

Post by Witness » Mon Mar 10, 2014 12:06 am

Gluten free soap… the stupidity is staggering. But especially for our dear Doc, this testimonial from the site:

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Re: Oil Pulling

Post by corplinx » Mon Mar 10, 2014 12:18 am

Abdul Alhazred wrote:BTW, coconut oil is a solid with the consistency of lard.

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It turns into oil at a very low temperature. Apply it to your face as pre-shave oil. It melts as it goes on. (this is what I do, since pre-shave oils are ridiculously expensive while a jar of coconut oil is not).

Perverts are also known to use it during fornication.

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Re: Oil Pulling

Post by Witness » Mon Mar 10, 2014 12:47 am

corplinx wrote:Perverts are also known to use it during fornication.

You mean "before", I dare hope?

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Re: Oil Pulling

Post by corplinx » Mon Mar 10, 2014 1:31 am

Witness wrote:
corplinx wrote:Perverts are also known to use it during fornication.

You mean "before", I dare hope?


I don't judge deviants.

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Re: Oil Pulling

Post by Witness » Mon Mar 10, 2014 2:08 am

corplinx wrote:I don't judge deviants.

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Re: Oil Pulling

Post by Rob Lister » Mon Mar 10, 2014 11:27 am

Witness wrote:... and sanctified by thousands of years of usage since the Sumerians, at least, is even more effective.


Who are all dead, dead, dead. Nothing remains of them, except their S&M porn

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Re: Oil Pulling

Post by DrMatt » Mon Mar 10, 2014 2:37 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote: the consistency of lard.


Insert routine rabbi smiley here.
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Re: Oil Pulling

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon Mar 10, 2014 2:49 pm

DrMatt wrote:
Abdul Alhazred wrote: the consistency of lard.


Insert routine rabbi smiley here.


A pareve alternative, but not a healthy alternative, to chicken schmaltz.

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Re: Oil Pulling

Post by DrMatt » Mon Mar 10, 2014 2:53 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
DrMatt wrote:
Abdul Alhazred wrote: the consistency of lard.


Insert routine rabbi smiley here.


A pareve alternative, but not a healthy alternative, to chicken schmaltz.

:cowbell: <<== Is this guy a rabbi? He's got a beard ... :notsure:

Subtle humor there. When did lard become pareve?
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Re: Oil Pulling

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon Mar 10, 2014 3:31 pm

DrMatt wrote:
Abdul Alhazred wrote:
DrMatt wrote:
Abdul Alhazred wrote: the consistency of lard.


Insert routine rabbi smiley here.


A pareve alternative, but not a healthy alternative, to chicken schmaltz.

:cowbell: <<== Is this guy a rabbi? He's got a beard ... :notsure:

Subtle humor there. When did lard become pareve?


I meant the coconut oil. :evil:
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