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man's bladder explodes during holding contest

Post by LadyGaia95 » Fri Mar 28, 2014 3:39 am

http://www.theheraldng.com/drinking-cha ... -explodes/
''A man was rushed to a hospital in serious condition after his bladder exploded during a drinking challenge between friends, according to a statement released by hospital officials in China.

A friendly bet turned tragic for one group of friends during a night out in the club.

The group of friends, who did not see each other for a while, decided to meet up for some drinking at the local bar. Once there, they started drinking one beer after the other.

At some point during the night the group decided to do a pee holding challenge.

It is not clear what was at stake in this particular challenge, but it must have been enormous as one man began to experience severe abdominal pain as a result of his refusal to go the the bathroom. However, despite the pain he continued with the challenge.

Later, it came to the point that the man’s pain was so intense that he could not straighten his body, that is when his friends took him to the nearest hospital.

According to the hospital, as a result of holding his urine, the man’s bladder exploded, causing urine to leak into his abdominal cavity. This injury can be life threatening if not treated.

“Well, just another silly game between men that nearly cost a man’s life. I think the club needs to take responsibility for this as well, as they were certainly aware what was going on and decided to do nothing,” Danielle Kelly, 43, of Tempe, Arizona told reporters after being asked to comment about the man’s exploding bladder. The man underwent surgery to repair his torn bladder. He also underwent surgery to clean his cavity of urine. He is expected to survive, according to hospital officials.''




oops .. there goes the myth that you'd void before your bladder actually bursts...!! :shock:

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Re: man's bladder explodes during holding contest

Post by Doctor X » Fri Mar 28, 2014 3:42 am

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Re: man's bladder explodes during holding contest

Post by Doctor X » Fri Mar 28, 2014 3:43 am

*Commences Search for "Bladder" "Urine" "Japan" and Thinks, "Nyaah . . . best leave that one . . . alone*

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Re: man's bladder explodes during holding contest

Post by Nyarlathotep » Sat Mar 29, 2014 8:00 am

Hmmm. First paragraph

A man was rushed to a hospital in serious condition after his bladder exploded during a drinking challenge between friends, according to a statement released by hospital officials in China.


Later in the article

Well, just another silly game between men that nearly cost a man’s life. I think the club needs to take responsibility for this as well, as they were certainly aware what was going on and decided to do nothing,” Danielle Kelly, 43, of Tempe, Arizona told reporters after being asked to comment about the man’s exploding bladder


Bolding mine.

Whoever wrote this couldn't be arsed to even keep his locations straight from the beginning of the story to the end. Add that to the lack of checkable details and it adds up to bullshit that a news aggregator site tried to pass off as real.

Try again, dumbass. Though I do have to give you credit for finding an obviously bullshit story on the internet instead of trying to pass off one that you pretty clearly faked yourself. I guess thats a sort of improvement.
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Re: man's bladder explodes during holding contest

Post by sparks » Sat Mar 29, 2014 4:57 pm

Further (minor) point: Your bladder wouldn't exactly explode. More like a tear or a rip in the tissue would allow the urine to escape into the body cavity, but sorry, no explosion. The pain experienced before that could happen would be such that I thoroughly doubt the possibility being put forth here.
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Re: man's bladder explodes during holding contest

Post by Rob Lister » Sat Mar 29, 2014 5:16 pm

I can see it happening if there is some associated trauma or related illness. Imagine you're at such an event and having such a contest. Drunk out of your mind, all pain deadened, and maybe even holding your cock or using some other means of preventing involuntary wizage (vice gripes?). Then, just supposin', another of your more competitive gamesters, just as drunk but no less determined, decides that punching you in the lower gut just might be the ticket to an easy win.

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Re: man's bladder explodes during holding contest

Post by Doctor X » Sun Mar 30, 2014 12:30 am

Took less than 5 seconds to search:

Arch Ital Urol Androl. 2012 Dec;84(4):224-6.
Albino G, Bilardi F, Gattulli D, Maggi P, Corvasce A, Marucco EC.Spontaneous rupture of urinary bladder: a case report and review.

Spontaneous rupture of the bladder is a rare event. ["Snip!"--Ed.] Although it is a rare event, since 1980, 177 cases of spontaneous rupture of the bladder are reported in the literature. Their causes may be essentially divided into two groups: for increase of intravesical [Within the bladder--Ed.] pressure; or for weakening of the bladder wall. In most cases, the spontaneous rupture of the bladder takes place in presence of a urothelial neoplasm or after radiation therapy of the pelvic organs.


Korean J Urol. 2012 Feb;53(2):131-3. doi: 10.4111/kju.2012.53.2.131. Epub 2012 Feb 20.

Choi SK1, Lee S, Kim S, Kim TG, Yoo KH, Min GE, Lee HL.A rare case of upper ureter rupture: ureteral perforation caused by urinary retention.

There are causative factors that induce ureteric rupture, including malignancy, urinary calculi, idiopathic retroperitoneal fibrosis, recent iatrogenic manipulation, external trauma, degenerative kidney conditions, urography with external compression, and spontaneous causes. We report a rare case of ureteric rupture caused by urinary retention. The patient was treated with temporary percutaneous drainage and antibiotics. The present case illustrates that urinary retention can induce not only bladder rupture, but also ureteric rupture. [Full article freely available at link. Patient suffered from a neurogenic bladder or a bladder that cannot generate sufficient pressure to evacuate. A chronic and sometimes progressive condition as the weakened bladder muscle weakens further with distension. Similar to congestive heart failure in that the bladder cannot generate sufficient force to expel urine which leads to increased intravesicular pressure which further weakens the bladder.--Ed.]


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Re: man's bladder explodes during holding contest

Post by Rob Lister » Sun Mar 30, 2014 1:07 am

So no vise grips?

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Re: man's bladder explodes during holding contest

Post by sparks » Sun Mar 30, 2014 1:17 am

Rupture is not explosion. Unless, of course, it's Flounders head.
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