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Smart pills

Post by Pyrrho » Sun May 11, 2014 1:53 am

Supposedly it could maybe possibly work.

http://www.businessinsider.com/a-potent ... red-2014-5
Dr Dubal and Dr Mucke hope, despite their failure to show any protective effect of KL-VS on age-related cognitive decline, that this knowledge may be put to use.

A drug that elevates klotho levels, or mimics that protein's function, might indeed enhance cognition, and there is no obvious reason why such a drug should be restricted to the elderly.

If it could be developed everyone--except, maybe, those already in possession of a copy of KL-VS in their genes--might be able to take pills to make themselves a little brighter.
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Re: Smart pills

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Re: Smart pills

Post by Harikrish » Mon May 26, 2014 3:58 pm

Not surprised at all to see a topic on smart pills on a skeptical forum. For all its worth skepticism is not a sure way to get smart or even the fastest way. Skeptics have to turn to smart pills or be left behind.

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Re: Smart pills

Post by Doctor X » Mon May 26, 2014 8:02 pm

No, justine, I do not think the meth piss you take orally will make you any smarter than the meth semen you take orally and rectally.

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Re: Smart pills

Post by Harikrish » Mon May 26, 2014 10:49 pm

Doctor X wrote:No, justine, I do not think the meth piss you take orally will make you any smarter than the meth semen you take orally and rectally.

--J.D.
Please read the article. Meth and your other addictions are not what goes into smart pills. Your mommy tried to make you smart with what she saved from her smart customers and fed it to you. Her intentions were good. But her remedies failed you.

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Re: Smart pills

Post by Doctor X » Tue May 27, 2014 12:53 am

Certainly all of the meth semen and urine justine has taken orally and rectally has not made him smarter, no.

BWA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!

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Re: Smart pills

Post by Harikrish » Tue May 27, 2014 3:49 am

Doctor X wrote:Certainly all of the meth semen and urine justine has taken orally and rectally has not made him smarter, no.

BWA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!

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Re: Smart pills

Post by Doctor X » Tue May 27, 2014 3:51 am

And I ass-rape My Bitch justine again!

He seems to enjoy it a lot!

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Re: Smart pills

Post by Harikrish » Tue May 27, 2014 1:48 pm

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The world was recovering from a dumb WWII (world war). Those pills must have worked because suddenly all the white folks got smarter and stopped fighting each other.

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Re: Smart pills

Post by Doctor X » Tue May 27, 2014 6:17 pm

And I ass-rape My Bitch justine again!

He seems to enjoy it a lot!

BWA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!

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Re: Smart pills

Post by Harikrish » Tue May 27, 2014 7:00 pm

It is a dumb idea to take smart pills before posting on a skeptics forum. Wait for the effects to wear out before proceeding.

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Re: Smart pills

Post by Doctor X » Tue May 27, 2014 8:11 pm

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Re: Smart pills

Post by Harikrish » Wed May 28, 2014 1:03 pm

Doctor X wrote:Image

--J.D.
No wonder you turned out so dumb. Those were smart pills prescribe to deal with your arrested mental state caused by your mommy Justine's failed attempt to flush you down the toilet. I finally got your mommy's name from her pimp. Who would have guessed it was Justine. We gotcha!!!
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Re: Smart pills

Post by Doctor X » Wed May 28, 2014 2:37 pm

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Re: Smart pills

Post by Harikrish » Wed May 28, 2014 4:45 pm

Doctor X wrote:Image

--J.D.
Does the anime character remind you of your mother Justine or is it the obsessive compulsive behaviour that you associate with your mother because you remember her repeated attempts to flush you down the toilet. To a child that would be obsessive compulsive behaviour. To an adult it would indicate her determination to get rid of you.

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Re: Smart pills

Post by Doctor X » Wed May 28, 2014 8:17 pm

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Re: Smart pills

Post by Witness » Thu May 29, 2014 12:53 am

Contraption for raising the intellectual level:

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Re: Smart pills

Post by Doctor X » Thu May 29, 2014 1:13 am

Actually, for motor ataxia.

Not sure how that will help.

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Re: Smart pills

Post by Harikrish » Thu May 29, 2014 3:47 pm

Doctor X wrote:Image

--J.D.
That is how the Japanese interpret western attachment theory in raising children. Parents start showing their middle and one other finger to children at an early age.

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Re: Smart pills

Post by Doctor X » Thu May 29, 2014 4:38 pm

Oh, sure, it would help keep a limp justine up for another session of ass-rapage, yes.

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"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
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Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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