Scabies on the border

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Scabies on the border

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Thu Jul 24, 2014 4:42 pm

Border Patrol union claims scabies ‘outbreak’ threatens agents, public (Fox)

Why doesn't president Obama just go down there and heal them with his touch? :cowbell:
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Re: Scabies on the border

Postby asthmatic camel » Thu Jul 24, 2014 8:03 pm

Scabies? It's not pleasant but it's hardly the black death!
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Re: Scabies on the border

Postby sparks » Thu Jul 24, 2014 9:06 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:Border Patrol union claims scabies ‘outbreak’ threatens agents, public (Fox)

Why doesn't president Obama just go down there and heal them with his touch? :cowbell:


He doesn't like photo ops, remember?
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Re: Scabies on the border

Postby shemp » Fri Jul 25, 2014 1:46 am

Abdul Alhazred wrote:Border Patrol union claims scabies ‘outbreak’ threatens agents, public (Fox)

Why doesn't president Obama just go down there and heal them with his touch? :cowbell:


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