
Annual thiomersal shot
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Annual thiomersal shot
I got mine. Conspiracy theorists claim that there are killed influenza viruses in it. Can't a person get mercury poisoning these days without all these additives?


The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.
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Re: Annual thiomersal shot
Hey.
I got mine too.
No trace of the sniffles, but I'm feeling mighty mercurial.
I got mine too.
No trace of the sniffles, but I'm feeling mighty mercurial.

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Re: Annual thiomersal shot
I, on the other hand, think I have the real live flu virus in me. Not well at all. When the fuck will I learn?
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Re: Annual thiomersal shot
Well, unlike Pyrrho, you will not develop autism.
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Re: Annual thiomersal shot
Got mine last week. Wife and kids too. Wife seems to have caught a nasty cold since then. Maybe got it at the doctor's office.
A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
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Re: Annual thiomersal shot
I have come down with the flatulence.
Everybody move upwind at your discretion.
Everybody move upwind at your discretion.
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Re: Annual thiomersal shot
Pyrrho wrote:I have come down with the flatulence.
Everybody move upwind at your discretion.
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Re: Annual thiomersal shot
So I guess your thoughts are not with me, then.
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Re: Annual thiomersal shot
Pyrrho wrote:So I guess your thoughts are not with me, then.
On the contrary, I fart in your general direction!
Grayman wrote:If masturbation led to homosexuality you'd think by now I'd at least have better fashion sense.
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Re: Annual thiomersal shot
Overheard at work:
"Well I'm not feeling good today. I was really really tired and then I took the Airborne and then I got a chest cold. I took the Airborne today and I still don't feel good."
Wish idiots such as that would stay home with their Airborne.
"Well I'm not feeling good today. I was really really tired and then I took the Airborne and then I got a chest cold. I took the Airborne today and I still don't feel good."
Wish idiots such as that would stay home with their Airborne.
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Re: Annual thiomersal shot
That shot always makes me take a day out. Just sayin'.
Not as a reason, mind you. But because I can.
It is good to 'can'.
Not as a reason, mind you. But because I can.
It is good to 'can'.
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Re: Annual thiomersal shot
If you took your Airborne you wouldn't need a shot.
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Re: Annual thiomersal shot
Pyrrho wrote:If you took your Airborne you wouldn't need a shot.
only pussies take it orally. A real man slices his arm with a rusty knife and drops the tablet right in. Sews it up with a rusty needle and cat gut. good to go plus a day off.
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Re: Annual thiomersal shot
Only pussies take the day off, PUSSY! 

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Re: Annual thiomersal shot
Abdul Alhazred wrote:Only pussies take the day off, PUSSY!
YOu are so wrong. Real men--of which you are clearly not one--take the day at the whore house.
That's what my pappy did.
That's what I do.
That's what real american's do, in every country.
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Re: Annual thiomersal shot
Which is why our whores are sick. . . .
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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
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"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
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Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
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Re: Annual thiomersal shot
...because they are not taking their AIRBORNE, duh!
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Re: Annual thiomersal shot
What is this AIRBORNE of which you speak? Do I need some and may it be administered as a suppository?
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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Re: Annual thiomersal shot
Yes, but it is known as a "tap-water enema."
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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
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"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
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WS CHAMPIONS X3!!! NBA CHAMPIONS!!
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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel




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Re: Annual thiomersal shot
Rob Lister wrote:Abdul Alhazred wrote:Only pussies take the day off, PUSSY!
YOu are so wrong. Real men--of which you are clearly not one--take the day at the whore house.
That's what my pappy did.
...
It doesn't count as taking the day off if he already worked there.

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