Annual thiomersal shot

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Annual thiomersal shot

Postby Pyrrho » Fri Oct 31, 2014 11:22 pm

I got mine. Conspiracy theorists claim that there are killed influenza viruses in it. Can't a person get mercury poisoning these days without all these additives?

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Re: Annual thiomersal shot

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Fri Oct 31, 2014 11:30 pm

Hey.

I got mine too.

No trace of the sniffles, but I'm feeling mighty mercurial. :propeller:
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Re: Annual thiomersal shot

Postby Rob Lister » Sat Nov 01, 2014 1:28 am

I, on the other hand, think I have the real live flu virus in me. Not well at all. When the fuck will I learn?

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Re: Annual thiomersal shot

Postby Doctor X » Sat Nov 01, 2014 4:57 am

Well, unlike Pyrrho, you will not develop autism.

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Re: Annual thiomersal shot

Postby Anaxagoras » Sat Nov 01, 2014 10:22 am

Got mine last week. Wife and kids too. Wife seems to have caught a nasty cold since then. Maybe got it at the doctor's office.
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Re: Annual thiomersal shot

Postby Pyrrho » Tue Nov 04, 2014 4:26 am

I have come down with the flatulence.

Everybody move upwind at your discretion.
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Re: Annual thiomersal shot

Postby DrMatt » Tue Nov 04, 2014 4:14 pm

Pyrrho wrote:I have come down with the flatulence.

Everybody move upwind at your discretion.
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Re: Annual thiomersal shot

Postby Pyrrho » Wed Nov 05, 2014 1:18 am

So I guess your thoughts are not with me, then.
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Re: Annual thiomersal shot

Postby DrMatt » Wed Nov 05, 2014 4:30 pm

Pyrrho wrote:So I guess your thoughts are not with me, then.

On the contrary, I fart in your general direction!
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Re: Annual thiomersal shot

Postby Pyrrho » Wed Dec 17, 2014 12:27 am

Overheard at work:

"Well I'm not feeling good today. I was really really tired and then I took the Airborne and then I got a chest cold. I took the Airborne today and I still don't feel good."

Wish idiots such as that would stay home with their Airborne.
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Re: Annual thiomersal shot

Postby Rob Lister » Wed Dec 17, 2014 1:02 am

That shot always makes me take a day out. Just sayin'.

Not as a reason, mind you. But because I can.

It is good to 'can'.

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Re: Annual thiomersal shot

Postby Pyrrho » Wed Dec 17, 2014 1:21 am

If you took your Airborne you wouldn't need a shot.
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Re: Annual thiomersal shot

Postby Rob Lister » Wed Dec 17, 2014 1:48 am

Pyrrho wrote:If you took your Airborne you wouldn't need a shot.


only pussies take it orally. A real man slices his arm with a rusty knife and drops the tablet right in. Sews it up with a rusty needle and cat gut. good to go plus a day off.

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Re: Annual thiomersal shot

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Wed Dec 17, 2014 1:57 am

Only pussies take the day off, PUSSY! :p
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Re: Annual thiomersal shot

Postby Rob Lister » Wed Dec 17, 2014 2:01 am

Abdul Alhazred wrote:Only pussies take the day off, PUSSY! :p


YOu are so wrong. Real men--of which you are clearly not one--take the day at the whore house.

That's what my pappy did.

That's what I do.

That's what real american's do, in every country.

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Re: Annual thiomersal shot

Postby Doctor X » Wed Dec 17, 2014 3:15 am

Which is why our whores are sick. . . .

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Re: Annual thiomersal shot

Postby Pyrrho » Wed Dec 17, 2014 11:53 am

...because they are not taking their AIRBORNE, duh!
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Re: Annual thiomersal shot

Postby asthmatic camel » Wed Dec 17, 2014 12:04 pm

What is this AIRBORNE of which you speak? Do I need some and may it be administered as a suppository?
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Re: Annual thiomersal shot

Postby Doctor X » Wed Dec 17, 2014 2:46 pm

Yes, but it is known as a "tap-water enema."

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Re: Annual thiomersal shot

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Wed Dec 17, 2014 3:44 pm

Rob Lister wrote:
Abdul Alhazred wrote:Only pussies take the day off, PUSSY! :p


YOu are so wrong. Real men--of which you are clearly not one--take the day at the whore house.

That's what my pappy did.

...


It doesn't count as taking the day off if he already worked there. :BigGrin3:
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