Does kale allegedly cure cancer or something?

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Re: Does kale allegedly cure cancer or something?

Postby asthmatic camel » Thu Apr 02, 2015 2:36 am

There certainly is much pedantic assholery in the field of botany, Witness. Having worked as a gardener for the best part of a decade I know my onions, so to speak. :)

Haggis, served with neeps and tatties is a Scottish favourite, often consumed with a wee dram of whisky. It's really rather good if you don't think too much about the ingredients used for making haggis. That can make an Englishman like me shudder a little.
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Re: Does kale allegedly cure cancer or something?

Postby Witness » Thu Apr 02, 2015 2:37 am

I'm sure botanist's conventions end in brawls when they start discussing Brassica and Sinapis genera… :twisted:

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Re: Does kale allegedly cure cancer or something?

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Thu Apr 02, 2015 3:53 am

asthmatic camel wrote:Haggis, served with neeps and tatties is a Scottish favourite, often consumed with a wee dram of whisky. It's really rather good if you don't think too much about the ingredients used for making haggis. That can make an Englishman like me shudder a little.


Not to mention the US Department of Agriculture doesn't fancy anything containing sheep's lights.

Some awful Yank bollocks about being unfit for human consumption. :Hungry2:
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Re: Does kale allegedly cure cancer or something?

Postby asthmatic camel » Thu Apr 02, 2015 5:31 am

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
asthmatic camel wrote:Haggis, served with neeps and tatties is a Scottish favourite, often consumed with a wee dram of whisky. It's really rather good if you don't think too much about the ingredients used for making haggis. That can make an Englishman like me shudder a little.


Not to mention the US Department of Agriculture doesn't fancy anything containing sheep's lights.

Some awful Yank bollocks about being unfit for human consumption. :Hungry2:


Yet they allow you to eat McDonald's hamburgers.

Fit for human consumption? I'd boil the fuckers, just to be on the safe side.

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Re: Does kale allegedly cure cancer or something?

Postby sparks » Thu Apr 02, 2015 8:46 pm

The Umercan palate demands that all foods be cooked until completely dissolved........................
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