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asthmatic camel
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by asthmatic camel » Thu Apr 02, 2015 2:36 am
There certainly is much pedantic assholery in the field of botany, Witness. Having worked as a gardener for the best part of a decade I know my onions, so to speak.
Haggis, served with neeps and tatties is a Scottish favourite, often consumed with a wee dram of whisky. It's really rather good if you don't think too much about the ingredients used for making haggis. That can make an Englishman like me shudder a little.
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by Witness » Thu Apr 02, 2015 2:37 am
I'm sure botanist's conventions end in brawls when they start discussing
Brassica and
Sinapis genera…
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by Abdul Alhazred » Thu Apr 02, 2015 3:53 am
asthmatic camel wrote:Haggis, served with neeps and tatties is a Scottish favourite, often consumed with a wee dram of whisky. It's really rather good if you don't think too much about the ingredients used for making haggis. That can make an Englishman like me shudder a little.
Not to mention the US Department of Agriculture doesn't fancy anything containing sheep's lights.
Some awful Yank bollocks about being unfit for human consumption.
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by asthmatic camel » Thu Apr 02, 2015 5:31 am
Abdul Alhazred wrote:asthmatic camel wrote:Haggis, served with neeps and tatties is a Scottish favourite, often consumed with a wee dram of whisky. It's really rather good if you don't think too much about the ingredients used for making haggis. That can make an Englishman like me shudder a little.
Not to mention the US Department of Agriculture doesn't fancy anything containing sheep's lights.
Some awful Yank bollocks about being unfit for human consumption.
Yet they allow you to eat McDonald's hamburgers.
Fit for human consumption? I'd boil the fuckers, just to be on the safe side.
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by sparks » Thu Apr 02, 2015 8:46 pm
The Umercan palate demands that all foods be cooked until completely dissolved........................
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