Postby asthmatic camel » Thu Apr 02, 2015 2:36 am
There certainly is much pedantic assholery in the field of botany, Witness. Having worked as a gardener for the best part of a decade I know my onions, so to speak.

Haggis, served with neeps and tatties is a Scottish favourite, often consumed with a wee dram of whisky. It's really rather good if you don't think too much about the ingredients used for making haggis. That can make an Englishman like me shudder a little.
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.