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Anti-vaxxer tears are sweet like candy

Post by Nyarlathotep » Fri Jun 26, 2015 12:24 am

California's vaccine bill: Assembly passes SB 277 outlawing personal belief and religious exemptions

Predictably, there is a lot of WHAAARGARRBL!! on the internet from anti-vax quarters today
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Re: Anti-vaxxer tears are sweet like candy

Post by Doctor X » Fri Jun 26, 2015 12:48 am

Assemblyman Kansen Chu, D-San Jose, among 11 Assembly members who had signed on as co-authors of the bill in February, declined to cast a vote on the legislation.

"I came to the conclusion that we were exercising too much authority on a problem that does not exist yet,'' Chu told this newspaper afterwards.
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He said he based part of his decision on three families from his district who visited him and opposed the bill, saying it would deprive their children the right to attend public school.
Fuck them.

It does not deprive them of any right other than to harm others.

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Re: Anti-vaxxer tears are sweet like candy

Post by Nyarlathotep » Fri Jun 26, 2015 12:48 am

Just a little taste of the sort of butthurt I am seeing today
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Re: Anti-vaxxer tears are sweet like candy

Post by Doctor X » Fri Jun 26, 2015 12:51 am

I laugh at his pain.

His pain caused by his willful ignorance, dishonesty, and unjustified self-importance.

In the rain.

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Re: Anti-vaxxer tears are sweet like candy

Post by Nyarlathotep » Fri Jun 26, 2015 12:52 am

Doctor X wrote:
It does not deprive them of any right other than to harm others.

Exactly. They keep trying to portray this a a "mandatory vaccination" bill.

It's only mandatory in the sense that if they want to have their disease ridden hellspawn locked in a room with a bunch of other kids, some of whom may be immunocompromised or have siblings who are too young to get vaccinatied, they have to get vaccines. If they want to keep little Moonbeam home where the amount of damage the can do is lessened, they are free to do so.
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Re: Anti-vaxxer tears are sweet like candy

Post by Nyarlathotep » Fri Jun 26, 2015 12:55 am

This one wants all the AVers in Cali to move to Texas. I guess they think the rest of us will miss them or something.

Please, AVers, move to Texas. Pretty please. Then please, Texas, carry through with your threats to secede. Then we can make it impossible for them to get passports. It's a win-win.

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Re: Anti-vaxxer tears are sweet like candy

Post by Doctor X » Fri Jun 26, 2015 12:59 am

I am almost laughing at their butt-hurt as much as I laugh at Tinkerbell's.

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Re: Anti-vaxxer tears are sweet like candy

Post by Witness » Fri Jun 26, 2015 3:27 am

Hmmm… That a spoof written by Jacks Sparks? Wants to see Texas ravaged by epidemics? :twisted:

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Post by sparks » Sun Jun 28, 2015 1:46 am

Nope I didn't write it.

No need to wish a plague upon Texas: They already have one. It's called the plague of Teh Dumbth. One at a time is sufficient.
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Post by Nyarlathotep » Tue Jun 30, 2015 7:26 pm

Part 2 of the great Anti-Vax BAAAAWWWW-fest begins today because Jerry Brown (as expected) signed the bill.

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Post by Nyarlathotep » Tue Jun 30, 2015 7:31 pm

Many Caps-lock keys will be getting quite the workout today
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Post by Doctor X » Tue Jun 30, 2015 9:41 pm

FRIST TH# VACCXINES NOW THE GAYS!!11!!!

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Post by Nyarlathotep » Wed Jul 01, 2015 3:07 am

I have actually heard tham make the argument that vaccines turn you gay and that its a form of "vaccine damage". Seriously.

And in other news, the only thing sweeter than the butthurt tears of anti-vaxxers is the butthurt tears of anti-vaxxer celebrities.

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Post by Doctor X » Wed Jul 01, 2015 3:35 am

Why would anyone take Jim Carrey seriously about anything?

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Post by Witness » Wed Jul 01, 2015 3:41 am

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Post by Nyarlathotep » Wed Jul 01, 2015 3:56 am

Doctor X wrote:Why would anyone take Jim Carrey seriously about anything?

--J.D.
Same reason they'd take Kirstie Alley seriously, I guess


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Post by Doctor X » Wed Jul 01, 2015 4:44 am

Have not trusted her since she wanted more money for Star Trek III-What the FUCK? and then go fat and pathetic.

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Re: Anti-vaxxer tears are sweet like candy

Post by sparks » Wed Jul 01, 2015 7:19 pm

Nyarlathotep wrote:
Doctor X wrote:Why would anyone take Jim Carrey seriously about anything?

--J.D.
Same reason they'd take Kirstie Alley seriously, I guess
Or, it may be the path of least resistance for their tiny Earth minds: "Damn, thinking for myself is HARD!!!11Eleventy"
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Post by Harte » Wed Jul 01, 2015 11:41 pm

Nyarlathotep wrote:I have actually heard tham make the argument that vaccines turn you gay and that its a form of "vaccine damage". Seriously.

And in other news, the only thing sweeter than the butthurt tears of anti-vaxxers is the butthurt tears of anti-vaxxer celebrities.

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Post by Nyarlathotep » Thu Jul 02, 2015 12:24 am

Dunning-Kruger in action
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