Annual List of Insertions

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Annual List of Insertions

Postby Pyrrho » Sat Dec 26, 2015 7:50 pm

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What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year?

It’s Christmas Day, and you know what that means: time to plumb the depths of the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission’s database of emergency room visits. We’re looking for the weirdest, least explicable, and most awkward objects that America has shoved inside its various holes. God bless us, everyone.

As always, objects sorted by orifice, working south:
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7 YEAR OLD MALE WATCHING A VIDEO INVOLVING ALIENS RECTAL PROBING PEOPLE AT HOME, DECIDED TO TRY IT, PUT PLASTIC TOY SCREW IN RECTUM

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Postby Doctor X » Sun Dec 27, 2015 5:15 am

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Postby Abdul Alhazred » Sun Dec 27, 2015 1:33 pm

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Re: Annual List of Insertions

Postby Pyrrho » Sun Dec 27, 2015 1:38 pm

NSFW:
“THINKS HE HAS TOOTHBRUSH CASE IN RECTUM, DOESN’T KNOW HOW B/C HE WAS DRUNK”
The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.


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