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Good for what ails you!

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Sun Mar 20, 2016 4:50 pm

When the old hugbox just doesn't do the trick any more.

Vollebak Baker Miller Relaxation Hoodie
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It's no secret that certain colors can cause your body to do certain things. The Vollebak Baker Miller Relaxation Hoodie takes this knowledge and uses it to hack your own body. The interior of its fully enclosed hood is done in a color called Baker Miller Pink, which has been proven to activate your parasympathetic nervous system and calm you down. It also has a mesh visor to let you see out but stops others from seeing in, vents that encourage breathing through your nose, and asymmetrical pockets designed like slings that further help you relax. It even comes with its own soundtrack of pink noise, and has a zippered inside pocket for your phone with built-in cable channels. None of that matters if you're not comfortable, of course, so it's crafted from a warm material that's also water resistant and provides extra cushioning when you lie down.


All the comfort of a straight jacket, all the privacy of a burkha, and still stay connected.

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Now all you need is an interior decorator to make the walls of your playroom tasteful yet soft and cuddly. :)
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Re: Good for what ails you!

Postby Pyrrho » Sun Mar 20, 2016 5:59 pm

Only $320. I'm getting one.
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Re: Good for what ails you!

Postby hammegk » Sun Mar 20, 2016 11:04 pm

Pyrrho wrote:Only $320. I'm getting one.

That takes care of the wife. When will you buy yours? :) :) :?

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Re: Good for what ails you!

Postby Doctor X » Sun Mar 20, 2016 11:32 pm

The Biker fist keeps you regular already, Tinky.

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Re: Good for what ails you!

Postby hammegk » Mon Mar 21, 2016 1:35 am

Tag.

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Re: Good for what ails you!

Postby Doctor X » Mon Mar 21, 2016 4:33 am

Perhaps, too regular.

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Re: Good for what ails you!

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Mon Mar 21, 2016 8:48 am

Uh oh.

Anybody else want to check in?
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Re: Good for what ails you!

Postby hammegk » Mon Mar 21, 2016 5:31 pm

Tag X 2.

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Re: Good for what ails you!

Postby Doctor X » Mon Mar 21, 2016 6:36 pm

But then, Tink, that is why they give you those diapers to wear.

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Re: Good for what ails you!

Postby hammegk » Mon Mar 21, 2016 10:55 pm

Tag. And thanks for sharing how you peg-trained your AIDS-orphans.

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Re: Good for what ails you!

Postby Doctor X » Tue Mar 22, 2016 7:30 am

Extra-absorbent . . . yes . . . we know.

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Re: Good for what ails you!

Postby hammegk » Tue Mar 22, 2016 3:44 pm

Tag...

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Re: Good for what ails you!

Postby Doctor X » Tue Mar 22, 2016 5:17 pm

Diaper already full?

BWA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!

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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
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Re: Good for what ails you!

Postby hammegk » Wed Mar 23, 2016 12:55 am

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Re: Good for what ails you!

Postby Doctor X » Wed Mar 23, 2016 1:12 am

The Bikers must have reamed you extra hard today!

BWA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!

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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
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"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
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Re: Good for what ails you!

Postby hammegk » Wed Mar 23, 2016 2:47 am

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Postby Doctor X » Wed Mar 23, 2016 7:32 am

And you just demonstrated!

BWA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!

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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
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Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho

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Re: Good for what ails you!

Postby hammegk » Wed Mar 23, 2016 2:36 pm

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Re: Good for what ails you!

Postby Doctor X » Wed Mar 23, 2016 5:48 pm

Awwwww . . . My Bitch the Racist, Homophobic Cunt is crying again!

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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
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"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
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Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho

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Re: Good for what ails you!

Postby hammegk » Wed Mar 23, 2016 6:48 pm

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