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Bon appétit !

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Re: Bon appétit !

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Thu Apr 21, 2016 9:24 am

I notice insects are big in the list of ingredients. :Hungry2:

But they don't say what kind. :notsure:
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Re: Bon appétit !

Post by hammegk » Thu Apr 21, 2016 3:38 pm

What kind do you prefer?

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Post by sparks » Thu Apr 21, 2016 7:20 pm

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Re: Bon appétit !

Post by Witness » Fri Apr 22, 2016 4:12 am

Abdul Alhazred wrote:I notice insects are big in the list of ingredients. :Hungry2:

But they don't say what kind. :notsure:
Anything goes, Abdul (well, not cockroaches).

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Post by sparks » Fri Apr 22, 2016 7:23 pm

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Re: Bon appétit !

Post by gnome » Fri Apr 22, 2016 10:59 pm

Cave Johnson here. Just wanna let the cafeteria staff know to lay off the soylent green. I'm holding a memo from the President, and it turns out that soylent green is... [paper rustling] let's see here... doubling in price. Now listen up: I don't care how good people tastes. This stuff's costing me more than lobster, so we're going back to fishsticks.
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Re: Bon appétit !

Post by asthmatic camel » Sat Apr 23, 2016 12:26 pm

I'd give it try if the price is right. I have a psychological problem with eating insects but it's only because I'm unaccustomed to doing so; I'll happily eat a plateful of seafood and seaweed that looks equally unappetising to some.
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Re: Bon appétit !

Post by Boss Paul » Sat Apr 23, 2016 3:57 pm

asthmatic camel wrote:I'll happily eat a plateful of seafood and seaweed that looks equally unappetising to some.
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Post by Pyrrho » Sat Apr 23, 2016 3:58 pm

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Post by sparks » Sat Apr 23, 2016 6:00 pm

Sorry to hear that Pyrrho. Suggest Imodium or Pepto.
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Post by Pyrrho » Sun Apr 24, 2016 7:49 pm

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Re: Bon appétit !

Post by Witness » Sun Apr 24, 2016 10:35 pm

:shock: Small wonder !

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