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Calling Doctor Moreau ...

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Thu Aug 04, 2016 7:27 pm

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Re: Calling Doctor Moreau ...

Postby Nyarlathotep » Thu Aug 04, 2016 7:46 pm

While there are some ethical issues to be ironed out (i.e. how human does it have to be to be considered human for testing purposes) I don't think any area of research should be off limits
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Re: Calling Doctor Moreau ...

Postby sparks » Fri Aug 05, 2016 5:56 pm

Tinks mom?
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Postby sparks » Fri Aug 05, 2016 9:33 pm

"Researchers also hope to produce sheep, pigs and cows with human hearts, kidneys, livers, pancreases and possibly other organs that could be used for transplants."

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Postby hammegk » Sun Aug 07, 2016 3:52 pm

sparks wrote:Tinks mom?

Your girlfriend and kids.

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Re: Calling Doctor Moreau ...

Postby Doctor X » Sun Aug 07, 2016 5:18 pm

No, I do not think transplanting a bovine anus will help you not be a Racist, Homophobic Cunt who is a waste of space other than to satisfy the prurient interests of a biker gang.

Maybe consider a mouth wash? A sitz bath?

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Re: Calling Doctor Moreau ...

Postby sparks » Mon Aug 08, 2016 10:52 pm

hammegk wrote:
sparks wrote:Tinks mom?

Your girlfriend and kids.


No.

My girlfriend doesn't have that much hair. :shock: :shock:
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Postby hammegk » Mon Aug 08, 2016 11:21 pm

sparks wrote:
hammegk wrote:
sparks wrote:Tinks mom?

Your girlfriend and kids.


No.

My girlfriend doesn't have that much hair. :shock: :shock:

And with any luck fewer tits.

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Re: Tinkerbell's Fisting

Postby Doctor X » Tue Aug 09, 2016 6:30 am

sparks wrote:
Tinkerbell wrote:
sparks wrote:Tinks mom?

Your girlfriend and kids.


No.

My girlfriend doesn't have that much hair. :shock: :shock:


Your "girlfriend" also not a Biker's fist.

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