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Free home colorectal cancer screening kit

Postby Pyrrho » Mon Aug 15, 2016 11:48 pm

Just hung up on a robocall alleging to be my health insurance provider, offering a free home colorectal cancer screening kit. There was talk about sharing my personal information with a third party company.

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Re: Free home colorectal cancer screening kit

Postby sparks » Tue Aug 16, 2016 11:10 pm

Will these fucking shysters stop at nothing?
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Re: Free home colorectal cancer screening kit

Postby asthmatic camel » Wed Aug 17, 2016 5:06 am

I, for one, would dearly love to admire our beloved leader's colorectal cancer.

Does the kit include a high definition camera, capable of recording stereo sound?
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Re: Free home colorectal cancer screening kit

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Wed Aug 17, 2016 1:35 pm

asthmatic camel wrote:I, for one, would dearly love to admire our beloved leader's ...


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Re: Free home colorectal cancer screening kit

Postby asthmatic camel » Wed Aug 17, 2016 2:14 pm

I meant Captain Pyrrho but Farage will do. :D
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Re: Free home colorectal cancer screening kit

Postby ed » Wed Aug 17, 2016 3:50 pm

Pyrrho wrote:Just hung up on a robocall alleging to be my health insurance provider, offering a free home colorectal cancer screening kit. There was talk about sharing my personal information with a third party company.

CLICK

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Re: Free home colorectal cancer screening kit

Postby sparks » Wed Aug 17, 2016 6:40 pm

Not at all ed, not at all. Pyrrho just isn't fond of giving out personal information to everyone who wants to shove a camera up his ass.

Now, Tink, on the other hand...
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Re: Free home colorectal cancer screening kit

Postby asthmatic camel » Wed Aug 17, 2016 6:45 pm

He's 'aving it, like it or not.

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Re: Free home colorectal cancer screening kit

Postby Pyrrho » Wed Aug 17, 2016 11:18 pm

asthmatic camel wrote:I, for one, would dearly love to admire our beloved leader's colorectal cancer.

Does the kit include a high definition camera, capable of recording stereo sound?

I believe you basically get a paper cup to shit in.
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Re: Free home colorectal cancer screening kit

Postby asthmatic camel » Wed Aug 17, 2016 11:44 pm

You believe incorrectly.

I've been through this procedure and they give you a paper cup full geothermally powerful laxatives before inserting the flashing MIB style dildo up the unmentionable.

Be afraid.

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Re: Free home colorectal cancer screening kit

Postby asthmatic camel » Thu Aug 18, 2016 1:50 pm

Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Re: Free home colorectal cancer screening kit

Postby Doctor X » Fri Aug 19, 2016 7:14 am

asthmatic camel wrote:I've been through this procedure and they give you a paper cup full geothermally powerful laxatives before inserting the flashing MIB style dildo up the unmentionable.


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Re: Free home colorectal cancer screening kit

Postby asthmatic camel » Fri Aug 19, 2016 2:11 pm

Me iz finking of teh chwilretz

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Re: Free home colorectal cancer screening kit

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