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Bayer buying Monsanto

Post by Witness » Wed Sep 14, 2016 2:18 pm

BBC wrote:Bayer 'closes in' on $66bn deal to take over Monsanto

A deal by German drugs and chemicals giant Bayer to take over US seeds company Monsanto is imminent, media reports suggest.

The takeover would follow several months of talks and is thought to value Monsanto at more than $66bn (£50bn).

According to German media, Bayer has increased its offer to $129 per share while the Reuters news agency says the deal will be announced Wednesday.

The takeover would create the world's biggest seeds and pesticides company.

Combining Bayer and Monsanto would make it the market leader in the US, Europe and Asia.

Bayer's farm business produces seeds as well as chemicals to combat weeds and insects, but it is better known for its healthcare products such as Aspirin and Alka-Seltzer.
http://www.bbc.com/news/business-37358025

Lots of fusions going on in agrochemicals: Syngenta went to ChemChina, DuPont and Dow are in the process, as are Potash Corp. of Saskatchewan and Agrium (creating n° 1 in fertilizers).

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Re: Bayer buying Monsanto

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Wed Sep 14, 2016 2:19 pm

That way Monsanto will be a "foreign" company and so not have to pay corporate income tax on business done outside the USA.
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Re: Bayer buying Monsanto

Post by Nyarlathotep » Wed Sep 14, 2016 3:18 pm

I predict the anti-GMO whackjobs will go into overdrive over this. I will probably go blind from rolling my eyes all the way around in my head and them getting stuck there.
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Re: Bayer buying Monsanto

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Genetically Modified aspirin, Nyar!

CHILDREN's aspirin!

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Re: Bayer buying Monsanto

Post by sparks » Thu Sep 15, 2016 3:39 am

And, as an added bonus: They'll be too Mildred BIG to fail!
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Re: Bayer buying Monsanto

Post by gnome » Thu Sep 15, 2016 3:06 pm

Nobody is too Mildred to fail.
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Re: Bayer buying Monsanto

Post by Nyarlathotep » Thu Sep 15, 2016 4:47 pm

Doctor X wrote:Genetically Modified aspirin, Nyar!

CHILDREN's aspirin!

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What I am anticpating (and I am already seeing it) is that the Anti-GMO freaks already make a big deal out of the fact that Monsanto was involved in the manufacture of Agent Orange (how that is relevant to the subject of GMOs is never really explained, just Agent Orange = Bad, therefore GMOs=bad). And Bayer is known to have been a manufacturer of Sarin for the Nazis back in the day. So that will make GMOs double plus ungood.

Natural News (which I refuse to link to) has already started on this line of thought. It's only a matter of time before lesser lights in the loon-o-sphere pick up the same banner.
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Re: Bayer buying Monsanto

Post by Nyarlathotep » Thu Sep 15, 2016 4:47 pm

gnome wrote:Nobody is too Mildred to fail.
Except for Mildred himself
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Re: Bayer buying Monsanto

Post by JEROME DA GNOME » Thu Sep 15, 2016 7:27 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:That way Monsanto will be a "foreign" company and so not have to pay corporate income tax on business done outside the USA.
They will pay the tax required by the country they do business in. You don't strike me as someone ignorant of basics like this...
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Post by Nyarlathotep » Thu Sep 15, 2016 7:38 pm

Mention the loon-o-sphere and poof.

It's kind of like saying "Hastur" or "Voldemort"
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Re: Bayer buying Monsanto

Post by Nyarlathotep » Fri Sep 16, 2016 10:22 pm

Cracked. How low the mighty have fallen. They went full potato on this one.

Bayer Purchased Monsanto (And We Are All Screwed)

The exact 'guilt by association' I mentioned above plus flogging the unfactual claim that GMOs somehow cause cancer. They are usually good at fighting bullshit, I guess they decided "If you can't beat them, join them". I suppose we are destined to see articles like "10 Ways Vaccine Chemtrails Caused the Sandy Hook False Flag"
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Re: Bayer buying Monsanto

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Cracked is very selective in its critical thinking.

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Re: Bayer buying Monsanto

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Sep 16, 2016 11:51 pm

They get more web traffic than Mad.

They have won. :)
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Post by JEROME DA GNOME » Sat Sep 17, 2016 12:00 am

Aren't they surviving on begging anyone on the internets to send them articles for free?
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Post by Nyarlathotep » Sat Sep 17, 2016 12:32 am

Doctor X wrote:Cracked is very selective in its critical thinking.

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Never seen them do a full on imitation of Food Babe before, though.
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Post by Doctor X » Sat Sep 17, 2016 12:34 am

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Re: Bayer buying Monsanto

Post by Doctor X » Sat Sep 17, 2016 12:44 am

Nyarlathotep wrote:
Doctor X wrote:Cracked is very selective in its critical thinking.
I have seen one or two which tend to get savaged in the commentary. Currently, they all have a Massive Trump Boner so like almost all of their articles are "OMFG HITLER!"

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