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Yet More CAM Bullshit.

Post by asthmatic camel » Sat Oct 08, 2016 12:11 am

And it's a bad one.

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Re: Yet More CAM Bullshit.

Post by Anaxagoras » Sat Oct 08, 2016 12:31 am

What is "A&E"?

To me it means Arts & Entertainment, but it must mean something else on that side of the pond.
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Re: Yet More CAM Bullshit.

Post by Witness » Sat Oct 08, 2016 12:44 am

Anaxagoras wrote:What is "A&E"?

To me it means Arts & Entertainment, but it must mean something else on that side of the pond.
:mrgreen: Google seems to work here:
Accident and Emergency, the British, Irish, New Zealand, and Hong Kong term for a hospital's emergency department
But AC is hiding the terrible truth:
The boy developed a potentially fatal condition after taking supplements from a naturopath (natural health practitioner) for a number of months, which included vitamin D, camel's milk, silver and Epsom bath salts.

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Re: Yet More CAM Bullshit.

Post by Doctor X » Sat Oct 08, 2016 12:47 am

Anaxagoras wrote:What is "A&E"?

To me it means Arts & Entertainment, but it must mean something else on that side of the pond.
Well, on both sides it means "Homicide" and "Biography" re-runs with the odd "XTREEM Hoarders" episode.

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Re: Yet More CAM Bullshit.

Post by asthmatic camel » Sat Oct 08, 2016 2:37 pm

Witness wrote: But AC is hiding the terrible truth:
The boy developed a potentially fatal condition after taking supplements from a naturopath (natural health practitioner) for a number of months, which included vitamin D, camel's milk, silver and Epsom bath salts.
Not guilty. It's been a few years since this camel was milked.
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Re: Yet More CAM Bullshit.

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Re: Yet More CAM Bullshit.

Post by Pyrrho » Tue Oct 18, 2016 10:43 am

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Re: Yet More CAM Bullshit.

Post by Doctor X » Wed Oct 19, 2016 5:31 am

I knew someone who kept a collection of 60s-70s Playboys and the like, but not for the obvious reason: he liked the "kitsch" history, particularly the advertisements for various penile enlarging "pills."

So picture "70's Porn Star"--white, with afro, and "stache"--with women hanging all over him, while the laudatory text proudly announces . . .

. . .


. . . wait for it . . .




"It's a PLACEBO!"






Seriously.

Granted, Al Gore had not invented the Internet yet so people had to use books and stuff to look up words Mildred does not understand.

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Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
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