By 2030, Hospitals May Be a Thing of the Past

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By 2030, Hospitals May Be a Thing of the Past

Post by Nyarlathotep » Tue Nov 15, 2016 1:22 am

By 2030, Hospitals May Be a Thing of the Past

An inteeresting rah rah piece but I think its a bit overoptimistic. If hospitals are a thing of the bast by 2030 it will only be because so few people can afford medical care that a building the size of a hospital will be redundant.
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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Nov 15, 2016 1:41 am

Either that, or such of us who are still around are picking our way through the smoldering ruins.
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Re: By 2030, Hospitals May Be a Thing of the Past

Post by shemp » Tue Nov 15, 2016 3:11 am

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Re: By 2030, Hospitals May Be a Thing of the Past

Post by Witness » Tue Nov 15, 2016 3:59 am

Abdul Alhazred wrote:smoldering ruins.
What? We will still have fire?!? :shock:

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Post by Doctor X » Tue Nov 15, 2016 4:37 am

They will treat trauma how?

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Post by Nyarlathotep » Tue Nov 15, 2016 6:28 am

By 2030, you will either have your own private doctor to treat that broken leg or you will be patching it together yourself with sticks and duct tape.
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Re: By 2030, Hospitals May Be a Thing of the Past

Post by Doctor X » Tue Nov 15, 2016 7:10 am

And when the ARDS sets in. . . .

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Re: By 2030, Hospitals May Be a Thing of the Past

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Nov 15, 2016 10:24 am

Nyarlathotep wrote:By 2030, you will either have your own private doctor to treat that broken leg or you will be patching it together yourself with sticks and duct tape.
I will hazard the prediction, conditional only on non-apocalypse, that we will have some sort of "socialized medicine".

And that it will suck of course. :) :) :) :)
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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Nov 15, 2016 10:25 am

shemp wrote:I'm still waiting for my flying car.

Flying car yesterday and flying car tomorrow, but never flying car today. :mrgreen:
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Re: By 2030, Hospitals May Be a Thing of the Past

Post by Nyarlathotep » Tue Nov 15, 2016 3:24 pm

Doctor X wrote:And when the ARDS sets in. . . .

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The article is positing that we will have technology where you will be able to deal with such things in setting other than a hospital.

I am positing that unless you are fantastically wealthy, you will either figure out how to deal with it yourself or die. Because only the super rich will be able to afford health care.
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Re: By 2030, Hospitals May Be a Thing of the Past

Post by Doctor X » Tue Nov 15, 2016 4:22 pm

At that level of care, definitely.

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Re: By 2030, Hospitals May Be a Thing of the Past

Post by Grammatron » Tue Nov 15, 2016 6:11 pm

Nyarlathotep wrote:
Doctor X wrote:And when the ARDS sets in. . . .

--J.D.
The article is positing that we will have technology where you will be able to deal with such things in setting other than a hospital.

I am positing that unless you are fantastically wealthy, you will either figure out how to deal with it yourself or die. Because only the super rich will be able to afford health care.
In this world we are the super rich with health care.

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Re: By 2030, Hospitals May Be a Thing of the Past

Post by Nyarlathotep » Tue Nov 15, 2016 6:17 pm

Not for much longer at this rate. The rich get richer, everyone else gets poorer. Eventually the rest of us can't afford it. Eventually it becomes something on par with a yacht or a vacation home in Aspen. No reason to assume that will change by 2030.
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