Aspartame

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Aspartame

Post by Pyrrho » Tue Jul 04, 2017 9:17 pm

http://physiqonomics.com/aspartame/

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Re: Aspartame

Post by Doctor X » Tue Jul 04, 2017 9:33 pm

UNDER THE PAY OF BIG PHRAMA!!!

ESPLAIN WTC8!!11!!1!!


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Re: Aspartame

Post by Pyrrho » Tue Jul 04, 2017 9:45 pm

You'll have to ask a "thought leader" "key opinion leader" "medical expert".
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Re: Aspartame

Post by Witness » Tue Jul 04, 2017 11:05 pm

licking his finger to turn the page
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Re: Aspartame

Post by asthmatic camel » Thu Jul 06, 2017 12:52 pm

There's also the fact that diabetics like me, who have been consuming aspartame for decades on a daily basis, aren't dropping dead in droves.
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Re: Aspartame

Post by Doctor X » Thu Jul 06, 2017 6:08 pm

That is because THEY got to you, asthmatic!

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