‘Tired of eating human flesh’

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‘Tired of eating human flesh’

Postby Witness » Tue Aug 29, 2017 2:29 am

Hindustan Times wrote:‘Tired of eating human flesh’: Five suspected cannibals in South African court

Five South African men charged over suspected cannibalism appeared briefly in court on Monday as scores of angry protesters gathered outside, police said.

The men from the rural town of Escourt, in KwaZulu-Natal province, were arrested over a week ago after one handed himself in to a police station, telling officers he was “tired of eating human flesh”.

His confession led to the arrest of his four co-accused.
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The grisly case, which has rocked the small town, has raised concerns about witchcraft and traditional medicine, as one of the arrested is reported to be a witch doctor.

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Re: ‘Tired of eating human flesh’

Postby sparks » Tue Aug 29, 2017 2:43 am

Long pork: The other white meat.
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Re: ‘Tired of eating human flesh’

Postby Nyarlathotep » Tue Aug 29, 2017 7:29 pm

Personally, I don't think I will ever grow tired of eating human flesh
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Re: ‘Tired of eating human flesh’

Postby Grammatron » Tue Aug 29, 2017 7:31 pm

Nyarlathotep wrote:Personally, I don't think I will ever grow tired of eating human flesh


I think they meant literally though.
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Re: ‘Tired of eating human flesh’

Postby Nyarlathotep » Tue Aug 29, 2017 7:35 pm

Me too
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Re: ‘Tired of eating human flesh’

Postby Grammatron » Tue Aug 29, 2017 7:44 pm

Nyarlathotep wrote:Me too


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Re: ‘Tired of eating human flesh’

Postby Nyarlathotep » Tue Aug 29, 2017 7:45 pm

Helluva party though
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Re: ‘Tired of eating human flesh’

Postby Doctor X » Tue Aug 29, 2017 8:18 pm

At a lunch after a White Crane Kung Fu class . . . at a Chinese restaurant since you cannot make this up:

Student: Sifu? Have you ever eaten cat?

Sifu: Yes.

Student: What's it taste like?

Sifu: Human


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Re: ‘Tired of eating human flesh’

Postby Doctor X » Tue Aug 29, 2017 8:40 pm

Had a venerable drum teacher who was a Korean War veteran. "Don't fuck with the Turks" was one of his many . . . well . . . "colorful" sayings. See, the "job" of his platoon was to go across the lines, snatch Chinese officers, drag them back, interrogate them, then, you know, lose them.

Behind enemy lines such as they were their platoon ran into a group of Turks. People forget the Korean War was a UN-International Event. The Turks were excited and honored to run into some 'Muricans and insisted on treating them to a traditional feast.

By serving Chinese food.

"When did you find out?"

"About halfway through."

"How was it?"

"Not bad."

Whenever we went to a Chinese restaurant, he had to invariably comment, "it's missing . . . something."


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Re: ‘Tired of eating human flesh’

Postby Nyarlathotep » Tue Aug 29, 2017 11:56 pm

I like the way they think
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Re: ‘Tired of eating human flesh’

Postby ed » Wed Aug 30, 2017 12:47 am

Have you no respect for cultural diversity?
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Re: ‘Tired of eating human flesh’

Postby Rob Lister » Wed Aug 30, 2017 1:02 am

I'd like some nice ed-ribs.

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Re: ‘Tired of eating human flesh’

Postby Nyarlathotep » Wed Aug 30, 2017 2:48 am

ed wrote:Have you no respect for cultural diversity?


Black, white, brown...

They all taste like chicken
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Re: ‘Tired of eating human flesh’

Postby Witness » Wed Aug 30, 2017 4:37 am

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Re: ‘Tired of eating human flesh’

Postby sparks » Thu Aug 31, 2017 4:02 am

Witness wrote:Image


Start with the little bastard who suggested same.
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